Satirical

An Absurdist Search for The Odious Oligarch of Oz. Top Story - March 2025.
"I'm hungry." Barely awake, Dorsey had just finished his morning tea. He yelled... "Who said that?" His shaggy black cat was on the other side of the room.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Humor
Last Will and Testimony of a Threshing Floor Refresher
This is the last will and testimony of P-au...Peter St---Stawert. I swear that this is true on all good and pure, on Lady Gaga's grave and the Bible.
By Paul Stewart10 months ago in Humor
I Went to British Heaven. Top Story - March 2025.
It caught me off guard at first, but I was reassured by the fact that, if you will forgive the phrase, [the after] life goes on. And on, and on, and on, as a matter of fact – so it’s good to make sure you’ve turned the gas off and taken your library books back.
By Ian Vince10 months ago in Humor
Test Day
Morgan awoke on the 3rd of July feeling slightly dazed. He'd been in the middle of a wonderful dream—somebody was congratulating him with a certificate when his alarm clock rudely exploded into applause.
By Justin Keeling10 months ago in Humor
The Adventures of Ice Cream Man
Have you ever had a lick of ice cream that changed your life?--because I have. I was walking through the park one hot, sunny day when I came across an ice cream stand. I asked the clerk for a chocolate-vanilla swirl on a Belgian waffle cone. Everything changed when I took that first tongue-full. The cold hit me with a brain freeze going eighty miles an hour. I sat down as the world around me swam.
By Callum Summers10 months ago in Humor
Johnny the Unlucky
Johnny wakes. There's a kink in his neck. It hurts like a bitch. He winces, stretching doesn't help. But he has to move his ass.
By Sam Spinelli10 months ago in Humor
The Dead End Mall
As the early spring rain pattered, tickling the car windshield, Val cautiously drove from the merchandising meeting, the marketing influencer attended, inside the ghostly beach front boardwalk hotel. Peering to her left, the collegiate University, where the gaming schemer studied, made its landmark appearance, reminding the successful entrepreneur, where everything was headed.
By Marc OBrien10 months ago in Humor
I Will Fix Everything
Thank you for coming today. It’s great to see all you guys in press pool. Even you, Tucker. How’s your head from last night? Too much of the good stuff, huh? I have some very important news about policies that we’ll be implementing. But first, I will confirm that I will not be seeking a fourth term. I know, I know, we’ve had a wonderful time these past eight years but, to be honest, I know I’m getting older and I don’t get to golf nearly as much as I would like. No one thought I would get a third term, kept saying it was unconstitutional, well we showed them. Just like with that birthright citizenship thing. Never should have been in there, don’t know what those guys were thinking or drinking. You know what I mean? Anyway. I know that I’ll be leaving this country in good hands. Sure, sure, there’s an election later, but really, who doesn’t want four more years of this administration? And who’s going to vote against such an amazing man as our Vice President, Vladamir Putin? He was great, really helped get my agenda through this past term. Wonderful guy. JD was nice, too, but Putin really showed us what could get done. Such a patriot to take a step back from running his own country to help fix ours. And who knew that he’d been born on an American Military Base. Such an amazing story. Did you see that documentary? So real. What was that? You still want to see his birth certificate? Why would you ask that? That’s just rude. You saw the documentary. Then you know there was a fire on the base. Don’t ask stupid questions. Take that guy’s pass after this. He doesn’t need to be in the room. Anyway, the real reason I’m here is to announce a new policy that is going to revolutionize our country and finally fix our broken Social Security and Medicaid system. I am going to fix everything!
By Sean A.10 months ago in Humor
Buttering The Bagel
First thing in the morning, half-awake, half-dreaming in a pre-caffeinated fog, buttering a bagel is an existential challenge.
By Addison Alder10 months ago in Humor
Bedtime Absurdities
All 35-lbs of Gerald Tully stood on top of his rocker screaming, ”No bed!! No bed!!” Mr and Mrs. Tully looked at one another. Dark half moons clung to their eyes like the boogers caked to their walls. Mrs Tully’s hair was falling out of her bun and Mr. Tully had yet to change out of his work clothes.
By Josh Ripperger10 months ago in Humor
Monty Python and the Holy Grail . Top Story - March 2025.
I woke up this morning to one and one-half hours of glorious, old-fashioned comedy sketches from Monty Python. I'm probably feeling a little too glum to write a review of it right now, so let me inform you that this review is, in fact, NOT an actual review, but an approximation of what sort of review I might write if writing a review were what I had in mind. It isn’t, and this is not, and well, I’m still here, and so are you.
By Tom Baker10 months ago in Humor
Life is a coincidence and beautiful souls love legendary loves
During the time that I was doing research and exploring the internet, I found myself falling in love with a person from my past once again. Life can be very odd at times.
By TheNaeth10 months ago in Humor