Jokes
OBITUARY: The Last Person on Earth Who Knew How to Program a VCR Has Passed, Taking the Secret of Blinking 12:00 With Them
It is with heavy hearts and perpetually blinking appliances that we announce the passing of Gerald “Gerry” Thompson, age 86; the last known human capable of programming a VCR. With him goes the final ember of an ancient and mysterious craft, one that future civilizations will one day misinterpret as sorcery.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
BREAKING: Local Man Successfully Parallel Parks on First Try, Immediately Vaporizes in Blaze of Glory
The Event That Shook Humanity It began like any other Thursday morning. The sun rose, coffee brewed, and traffic clotted itself into the arteries of the city. Yet on a quiet downtown street, history unfolded in a way no one could have anticipated.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
20 Small Funny jokes
Start writing...Joke 1: The Donkey in Class Teacher: "Why on earth did you bring a donkey to class?" Student: "Sir, my dad sent it." Teacher: angrily "But why?" Student: "Yesterday, I told Dad you said you’ve turned big donkeys into humans, so he sent this one for you to work your magic on!" ___
By Muhammad Talha4 months ago in Humor
Safari Jokes: Roaring Laughs for Every Explorer
When people think of safaris, they usually imagine majestic lions, curious elephants, and breathtaking landscapes. But what if we add a little humor to the mix? Safari jokes are the perfect way to lighten the mood and share a laugh while celebrating the wonders of the wild.
By JokeJester4 months ago in Humor
The Bandits, the Jewels, and the Cheeks
The Desert Express was rattling through the endless dunes under a wild desert sky. Inside the train, passengers dozed, munched on dry dates, or argued about politics no one cared about. But one man couldn’t sit still. His eyes kept darting left and right, like a cat planning to steal milk.
By Shehzad Anjum4 months ago in Humor
HISTORICAL DEEP DIVE: Archaeologists Conclude the Ancient Civilization That Built Stonehenge Was Just Very Bad at Jenga
For centuries, scholars, mystics, and travel bloggers have debated the origins of Stonehenge. Was it a calendar? A sacred site? A giant rock-based IKEA project missing half the instructions?
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
The Wrong Seminar
Marcus Lee had twenty-seven dollars in his checking account and a sticky note on his fridge that read, “Succeed or starve.” He wasn’t dramatic by nature. The sticky note was practical. Inspirational, even. He had written it after watching a free webinar called Unleash the Inner Giant Within You, hosted by Bryce Chandler, America’s favorite millionaire-turned-messianic-life-coach—a man who looked like a cross between an energy drink and a televangelist caught mid-exorcism.
By Muhammad Sabeel4 months ago in Humor
How to Achieve Inner Peace by Ignoring All Your Problems (and Maybe Faking Your Own Death)
Are you tired of stress? Exhausted by the relentless grind of responsibility, bills, and that one coworker who insists on “circle-back” meetings about nothing? You’re not alone... Millions of people struggle daily with the crushing weight of reality.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
