Irony
Lily's big day
It's Lily's special day, and Leah kindly offered to treat her to a luxurious spa experience. They arrived at The Marvelous pink Lotus Boutique spa, eager to indulge in a day of pampering. Upon arrival, they were directed to separate rooms for their treatments. As they settled into their rooms, one of the women received a text message on her phone, warning her to be cautious and urging her to examine an image. The message hinted at a friend being in danger.
By Sthory ofcheedy2 years ago in Humor
When You Call A Woman A Tart. Remember A Tart Is Food.
I love tarts. I like Lemon tarts, cherry tarts, Jam tarts, and most tarts. I also love savory tarts. Tarts are delicious, so to those of you who have been called a tart, I applaud you because you must be tasty.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
Drug Dealers vs. Banks
I have odd thoughts when I think about where my money goes. I do not spend money on drugs...well, not illegal drugs. And yet, I still have no money. All that time saving and being (nearly) careful with my cash, I thought that I would be doing better than I am. So, why did this happen?Hmm...
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
"The Perils of Procrastination: A Comedic Exploration of Delayed Responsibilities"
We've all been there. It's a bright, sunny day, and you've got a mountain of tasks to tackle. Your to-do list stares at you like a judgmental owl, silently accusing you of being the ultimate procrastinator. But fear not, fellow procrastinators, for in the world of delayed responsibilities, there is humor to be found!
By Ink Mystic2 years ago in Humor
Call Me "Young Man" Again, and I Will Have to Cut You.
Okay. I get it. You are of a certain age, as am I. So when you address me as "young man" you think you are being ironic. And flattering and conspiratorial. You think that we have a secret bond, a kinship acknowledged with a nudge and a wink.
By P. D. Murray2 years ago in Humor
Architecture Biggest Failures
You know architects, right? Those clever folks who create big, awesome buildings that last for ages. Well, guess what? Sometimes, they goof up big time! Imagine huge aquariums springing leaks with sharks swimming around or famous landmarks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which, by the way, was never meant to lean in the first place! It's like real-life comedy.
By Hugo Batel2 years ago in Humor
