Improv
How to Survive a Family Gathering Without Losing Your Mind
Ah, family gatherings. That magical time when relatives you haven’t seen since the last solar eclipse gather under one roof to eat, shout, laugh, and ask you questions that make you question your life choices. If you’ve ever walked into a family get-together feeling confident—and left with mild trauma and a missing Tupperware—you’re not alone. This guide will walk you through everything you need to barely survive your next family reunion with your sanity (and snack plate) intact. --- 1. Prepare for the Interrogation Room The moment you walk in, some well-meaning (read: nosy) relative will launch a full investigation into your personal life. Get ready for: “So, what are you doing with your life?” “Still single? Why?” “When are you getting married?” “When are you giving us grandchildren?” “Have you gained weight or is that just happiness?” Pro Tip: Wear sunglasses indoors and pretend you’ve become spiritually enlightened and can’t answer earthly questions. --- 2. Secure Your Snacks Early You have approximately 7 minutes from the start of the event before your favorite food items disappear into your cousin's bottomless stomach. Uncles will camp near the sweets like it's a Black Friday sale, and aunties will keep the good stuff "for later." Pro Tip: Casually walk into the kitchen and “offer to help serve,” then sneak your plate behind the microwave. Retrieval is a solo mission—use stealth. --- 3. The Cousin Comparison Game No matter what you’ve achieved, there will always be a cousin who “just became a doctor-engineer-astronaut-businessman,” and somehow also owns a startup and a wife who makes 5-layer cakes. Pro Tip: Nod politely, then fake a phone call from Elon Musk. Loudly say, “Sorry, I can’t join the Mars mission this year, my mom made biryani.” --- 4. The Baby Photo Blackmail Somewhere in the middle of the gathering, your mother or an aunt will pull out your most embarrassing baby photo. Usually naked. Usually during dinner. Pro Tip: Distract them with a fake medical emergency. “Uncle Shafiq is choking on a samosa!” Then delete the photo when everyone rushes over. --- 5. Surviving the Kids’ Attack Children at family events are either sugar-fueled tornadoes or quiet saboteurs. They will ruin your clothes, steal your phone, and ask questions like “Why do you look like that?” Pro Tip: Wear dark clothes, fake sleep, or bring a decoy phone filled with cursed videos like “How Cement is Made – Part 12.” --- 6. Auntie Gossip Hour (a.k.a. Live News) If CNN ever loses its ratings, it should hire your aunties. They know who’s getting divorced, who failed their exam, who dyed their hair red, and who was seen at a restaurant with someone not named "spouse." Pro Tip: Nod like you care, but slowly back away and pretend you just remembered the biryani is burning. --- 7. Crying, dancing, and music moments At some point, someone will turn on music, and your 50-year-old uncle will start dancing like it's 1997. Someone will shout “You used to dance so well as a child, show us!” Pro Tip: Fake an injury. Limp dramatically and claim “old football wound.” If asked to sing, say you’ve taken a vow of silence. --- 8. Escape Plan The event is wrapping up, but you’re not free yet. You must: Avoid helping with dishes without being labeled “lazy.” Escape with your Tupperware. Thank every adult personally or face lifelong grudge. Pro Tip: Create an emergency exit group chat with your siblings or allies. Use code phrases like “Operation Papadum” to coordinate exit. --- 9. Debrief & Recovery You’ve made it home. You smell like 7 types of curry and emotional damage. Sit back, scroll your phone, and prepare your social media post: > “Great time with the fam today! So much love and laughter!” (It’s all lies, but they’ll believe it.) --- Final Thoughts Family gatherings are chaotic, loud, and occasionally traumatic. But they're also full of memories, weird inside jokes, and people who’d fight a lion for you (or at least throw a slipper). So next time you're summoned, go prepared, stay sharp, and always, always guard your snacks with your life.
By Abraham Lopez8 months ago in Humor
Making the Right Decision at the Right Time
In an emergency, making the right decision at the right time In an emergency, decisions are made in the blink of an eye—choices that can mean the difference between life and death, safety and danger, loss and recovery. The ability to make the right decision at the right time under pressure is not just a skill—it's a critical life competency. Your choices have a significant impact, whether you are a healthcare worker responding to a medical emergency, a parent protecting their child, a driver responding to a sudden road hazard, or a leader in the face of a natural disaster. This article explores the principles, psychology, and practical steps involved in making timely and effective decisions during emergencies. We will cover real-life examples, scientific insights, and strategies you can apply to stay calm, act fast, and choose wisely when seconds count.
By Laila Sadia8 months ago in Humor
What Happens at HYPROV? Here's What the Audience Thinks
If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you mix hypnosis with improv comedy, HYPROV is your answer—and it's unlike anything you've seen on stage. A groundbreaking live experience that combines two seemingly unrelated performance arts, HYPROV has been making waves across the U.S. and Canada. But what exactly is it, and what do audiences really think after the curtain falls?
By Kenzie Scott8 months ago in Humor
The Chicken We Eat. Top Story - May 2025.
It’s Tuesday again, which is wild because it was just Tuesday the other day. Tuesdays entail eating dinner at an impossible speed so my husband and I can race both kids off to their overpriced dance classes where they learn a routine they then perform for one whole minute to an auditorium of hostages at the end-of-year dance show.
By Nora Ariana8 months ago in Humor
How I Lost My Best Friend and Found Myself
No fight. No fallout. Just space — stretching between us like a quiet ache. One day, her replies came slower. One day, I hesitated before reaching out. And one day, we became strangers again, stitched together only by old memories.
By Shades of Faith 9 months ago in Humor
Comedy Unleashed: Discover the Power of Hypnotic Improv
In the vibrant world of live entertainment, where stand-up comedy and theatrical performance often dominate the stage, a revolutionary act is gaining serious momentum: HYPROV. This unique blend of hypnosis and improvisational comedy is thrilling audiences across the country and redefining what it means to be both funny and spontaneous. If you've never heard of HYPROV, it's time to dive into the wave of excitement surrounding it—and what better way than to explore the countless Hyprov reviews that are raving about this unforgettable experience.
By Kenzie Scott9 months ago in Humor
The Day My Autocorrect Ruined My Life: A Tale of Miscommunication and Mayhem
The Day My Autocorrect Ruined My Life: A Tale of Miscommunication and Mayhem Introduction: Autocorrect's Hidden Risks We’ve all been there. You’re texting away, feeling confident about the message you’re about to send, only to be betrayed by your phone’s “helpful” autocorrect. It’s happened to the best of us — a slip of the finger, a momentary distraction, and suddenly you’ve typed something that not only doesn’t make sense but could very well ruin your entire life. Perhaps not your entire life, but at least a few days or weeks of total shame. The unsung hero of modern communication is autocorrect, which prevents us from making the dreaded typos and from experiencing extreme frustration when we type a word incorrectly for the hundredth time. But what happens if autocorrect decides to take matters into its own hands and transforms your perfectly reasonable message into something that is impossible to recognize? Let me take you back to the day it all went wrong — the day my autocorrect truly ruined my life. Or at least, my reputation.
By Afia Sikder10 months ago in Humor
Oops! I Sent That to the Wrong Person: A Tale of Digital Missteps
Oops! I Sent That to the Wrong Person: A Tale of Digital Missteps Introduction: The Modern Dilemma In today’s world, digital communication is the backbone of how we connect. With the rise of smartphones, social media, and instant messaging apps, sending a message is just a tap away. However, this convenience has a downside in that it makes it easier than ever to make a mistake, particularly when sending messages to the wrong person. From accidental texts to misdirected emails, these digital mishaps have become a regular part of our lives. Sometimes, these "oops" moments are funny, and other times, they can be downright embarrassing. But in all cases, they remind us of how much we rely on technology to stay connected and the potential pitfalls that come with it.
By Afia Sikder10 months ago in Humor
