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Alarm Clocks Are Gaslighting Me...
Good morning, dear readers! Or should I say “bad morning,” because if you’re reading this, you probably woke up to the soul-piercing shriek of your alarm clock. You know the one. The device you trusted to gently usher you into consciousness, but instead ambushes you like a SWAT team breaking down your door at 6:00 a.m.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Dinner, Disaster, and a Duck: My Worst First Date Ever
The Build-Up There’s a certain thrill to a first date. That mix of nervousness and hope. The “what if” floating in your head as you carefully choose your outfit, rehearse witty one-liners, and pretend your hair will actually cooperate.
By Habib king5 months ago in Humor
Minimalism Ruined My Life (But at Least I Have One Chair)
Greetings from the echoing cathedral that is my living room, where the acoustics are immaculate because there is nothing in here except me, a succulent named Trevor, and the one chair I kept “for guests.” I am living proof that you can declutter your way straight into a spiritual crisis and still have to stand while eating cereal. Minimalism promised me serenity. It delivered shin splints from all the standing. Behold my cautionary tale...
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
I Cut My Finger With a ‘Chainsaw’
You know those days when everything that could go wrong decides to throw a wild party and invite your clumsiness as the guest of honor? Well, mine started with a chainsaw. Yes, a chainsaw. And no, I’m not a lumberjack, nor do I have any plans to become one. But apparently, the universe didn’t get that memo.
By Haris Raheem5 months ago in Humor
Backwards Clock Shenanigans
One ordinary Tuesday morning, Jerry woke up to a strange sight: his living room clock was ticking backward. Now, Jerry wasn’t usually the type to jump to conclusions — he was a reasonably sane guy, after all — but seeing the clock hands move counterclockwise was enough to make him question if he’d somehow fallen into a parallel universe or just forgotten to take his glasses off before bed.
By Haris Raheem5 months ago in Humor
