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Myself and Vocal Investment. Top Story - October 2023.
Two lines of code inside a computer having an earnest conversation. Have you already invested? Vocal asked hopefully. I tried my best, but some misunderstandings have left me extremely flabbergasted. My investment is still pending, probably not gonna happen right now. I answered, feeling deflated and a bit sad.
By Novel Allen2 years ago in Humor
A Witches' Coven's Halloween Soiree
"Behold, Abracadabra!" With a graceful wave of the wand and a sprinkle of shimmering stardust, the room transformed into a celestial wonderland, bathed in the soft glow of floating, twinkling lights that moved to the ethereal strains of an otherworldly melody.
By Printique Studios2 years ago in Humor
SSSSnake
“Well, kids, today is a great day to learn about humans. The first thing you have to learn is that they are more afraid of us than we are of them. Let me show you exactly what I’m talking about. I’ll just poke my head up through the space between the boards and watch how the people react.”
By Mark Gagnon2 years ago in Humor
The Nutty Pumpkin Caper
Once upon a time in the quiet suburban neighborhood of Maplewood, there lived a squirrel named Sir Nutty McFluffytail. Now, Sir Nutty was not your average squirrel; he was a master of mischief and pranks. He had a reputation in the animal kingdom that could rival even the most notorious trickster raccoon.
By Aaric Nilan2 years ago in Humor
A Tiny Tale of Overturned steps!
Genre : Humor Once upon a time... 👁️😣❤️🔥😣👁️ A Tiny Tale of Overturned Steps ! I looked at him, the holder of my heart for what he had done. On this earth 🌍, it’s a whole new world. I couldn’t help but think so. And looking at life from that angle seemed no surprise to me. I thought to myself —“With eyes shut, are we blinded to suspect any foul play in our graced destinies. No, it can’t be ! “ Thinking so, I moved on.
By Madhu Goteti 2 years ago in Humor
Bob and his funny characters
A very interesting story: Bob and his funniest character Once upon a time, in the delightful town of Giggleville, there lived a character named Bob. Bob was not your typical hero; he was clumsy, often finding himself in the most absurd situations. However, his lovable nature and infectious laughter captured the hearts of everyone around him.
By Pauldollar2 years ago in Humor
Up to 5 Million Doomsday Preppers Suddenly Disappear
Bunkers across the Country Empty, Gun and Gas Mask Sellers Predict Catastrophe In a mysterious occurrence like nothing the world has ever seen up to five million people, all part of the so called ‘preppers’ movement, have suddenly disappeared, leaving nothing but their neatly folded clothing behind. Many non-preppers who were left behind were suggesting that the Biblical end time known as the rapture had come. Local pastor Tim Stephens said in an interview “There can be no doubt that the rapture has indeed come though it has taken a form few had predicted. Instead of taking all the holy and believers in God up to heaven and leaving behind the sinful to fight to the death in a hellish afterscape where only the strongest and most well prepared would survive, it took all of the people who were the most well prepared to survive that nightmare world of death and destruction. What will become of those like us who were left behind now that the preppers are gone? I surely can’t say?” As of 1pm EST the day after the so called prepper rapture the world had declared an end to all wars for all time and began preparing for a utopian future without discord or strife.
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
