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Unbreakable Bond: Determining the True Nature of Loyalty It is a word with great meaning that encompasses loyalty, love, and unflinching dedication. The idea of loyalty endures as a ray of hope and stability in a society where allegiances are constantly changing. This essay explores the many facets of loyalty, including its genesis, expressions, and significant influence on human existence.
By Misha story writer2 years ago in Humor
Symphony of Culinary Delights: The Whimsical Maestro in the Kitchen
In a bustling culinary realm, an illustrious chef, clad in a pristine toque and a spotless apron, artfully wielded his whisk and cleaver in a never-ending gastronomic pursuit. From the break of dawn until the sun's descent, he embarked on a culinary odyssey, his culinary prowess transcending earthly bounds. His soufflés ascended to heights rivaling celestial rockets, while his steaks possessed an ethereal tenderness that dissolved upon contact with the palate. His pasta manipulation was a choreography of flair, and his culinary concoctions, nothing short of divine. Yet, amidst the culinary brilliance, a penchant for clumsiness often elicited a chorus of grievances.
By Eldeni Silva Santos2 years ago in Humor
WHAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE OCEAN?
WHAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE OCEAN? That's a great question and if you could ask a sea creature like a tiny damsel fish they might say white sharks are among the fiercest hunters in the ocean, that this animal is the most dangerous with their amazing swimming speed and rows of sharp great teeth. So they can be pretty dangerous to fish or maybe they would tell you a blue whale is the most dangerous and that would make sense since it's so huge. Blue whales swim through swarms of tiny creatures called Krill with their mouths wide open and when they do watch out they can swallow up to four tons of krill in a day that's more than the weight of three of these cars, and that's not all they eat with their mouths open like that they can sometimes accidentally swallow other creatures like fish and squid in the process.
By Osamuyimen Gift2 years ago in Humor
BEAUTIFUL LIVING THROUGH SCIENCE
Lamber sceptra, bibere vitam, potestas eius finem rixae! The flame tucked and shimmied to the sound of a flap. Every eye was on the candle, and not on the soft skin pouring out of the bunched thin white sheet that was spilling off of the table.
By David Cacho2 years ago in Humor
Aba Kadaba
"Susie smells like a fart, make her leave and break her heart!" Little Jessie shrieked the spell at the top of her lungs. Her arms were out wide, and she tilted her head back with all the dramatic flair of a Muppet. Susie, the pigtailed girl in front of her, gasped.
By Jenna Sedi2 years ago in Humor
The Microbiomics Revolution Has Arrived
The age of microbiomics is upon us and with it opportunities for promising new areas of research have arisen that build and expand upon the excitement of the original but add a previously thought unrelated dimension. By combining the study of the microbiome with some random other non-microbiology related thing that people study not only will you gain notoriety as a trailblazing pioneer in the field, but more importantly you will instantly at least double the number of funding agencies to which you can apply for grant money. Confused? Me too a little bit, but to help clarify some I have proposed a few new fields and brief descriptions of possible research focus areas for each. Note that I own any and all intellectual property associated with the name of each field and any valuable discoveries made within them.
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
Nice Guys Finish Fifth, Sixth, and Seventh in Local Marathon
Each year since the inception of the local marathon nice guys, the brothers Tod and Ted Stephens, along with friend Jim Thorne, had finished last. Most had speculated that this year would be no different. Today, the Stephens brothers and Mr. Thorne proved the haters and doubters wrong, finishing fifth, sixth, and seventh respectively. A visibly tired, heavily sweat pit stained, but still smiling Ted Stephens said the following about the nice guy trios historic result. "I am just so gosh darned pleased with my performance, and especially that of my brother Tod and old college roomie Jim. With this finish under my belt maybe Cherry (Tims) will finally go on an actual date with me and agree to that candlelight dinner at Chez Rouzeau I have been asking her about for years. Assuming she says yes, I might be given the opportunity to patiently lay the groundwork for a long term relationship by listening intently and responding with genuine warmth and caring as she talks about the horrible day she had at the shoe factory where she works. This would be in contrast to our other 'dates' which have mostly been us meeting at the local Denny's and splitting a Moons over My Hammy for breakfast, as I listen intently and respond with genuine warmth and caring as she talks about the terrible day she had at the shoe factory. Those are really a waste of mine and her time. Although, she really does need a good shoulder to cry on, and, I am a really good listener. I guess it's not so bad. Eventually she will have to tire of empty passionate sex with various members of the high school football team. I can give her so much more than that. Except for the sex part, I can only handle so much of that until I get really tired and sleepy."
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
Milky Mayhem on the BUS: When a Nursing Baby and a Lactose-Intolerant Passenger Collide
On a typical day in the bustling city, a man named Jerry found himself on a bus heading to his hometown. He had a window seat, which he considered a stroke of luck, and he was excited about the trip. Little did he know that the journey would take an unexpected turn thanks to the young and beautiful mother seated next to him.
By Jointdfw 792 years ago in Humor
COVID 19
COVID-19 pandemic is the greatest communicable disease outbreak to have hit Malaysia since the 1918 Spanish Flu which killed 34,644 people or 1% of the population of the then British Malaya. In 1999, the Nipah virus outbreak killed 105 Malaysians, while the SARS outbreak of 2003 claimed only 2 lives. The ongoing COVID-19 pandemic has so far claimed over 100 Malaysian lives. There were two waves of the COVID-19 cases in Malaysia. First wave of 22 cases occurred from January 25 to February 15 with no death and full recovery of all cases. The ongoing second wave, which commenced on February 27, presented cases in several clusters, the biggest of which was the Sri Petaling Tabligh cluster with an infection rate of 6.5%, and making up 47% of all cases in Malaysia. Subsequently, other clusters appeared from local mass gatherings and imported cases of Malaysians returning from overseas. Healthcare workers carry high risks of infection due to the daily exposure and management of COVID-19 in the hospitals. However, 70% of them were infected through community transmission and not while handling patients. In vulnerable groups, the incidence of COVID-19 cases was highest among the age group 55 to 64 years. In terms of fatalities, 63% were reported to be aged above 60 years, and 81% had chronic comorbidities such as diabetes, hypertension, and heart diseases. The predominant COVID-19 strain in Malaysia is strain B, which is found exclusively in East Asia. However, strain A, which is mostly found in the USA and Australia, and strain C in Europe were also present. To contain the epidemic, Malaysia implemented a Movement Control Order (MCO) beginning on March 18 in 4 phases over 2 months, ending on May 12. In terms of economic impacts, Malaysia lost RM2.4 billion a day during the MCO period, with an accumulated loss of RM63 billion up to the end of April. Since May 4, Malaysia has relaxed the MCO and opened up its economic sector to relieve its economic burden. Currently, the best approach to achieving herd immunity to COVID-19 is through vaccination rather than by acquiring it naturally. There are at least two candidate vaccines which have reached the final stage of human clinical trials. Malaysia's COVID-19 case fatality rate is lower than what it is globally; this is due to the successful implementation of early preparedness and planning, the public health and hospital system, comprehensive contact tracing, active case detection, and a strict enhanced MCO.
By Raylens Raibin2 years ago in Humor
Oops!
There are no words in the English language more terrifying than oops, damn, and oh crap. Simple paltry words, true, but they can strike terror in a person when spoken in the wrong setting. Every time I look in the mirror, each of those words haunts me. If you have a little time, I’ll be happy to explain.
By Mark Gagnon2 years ago in Humor
