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Mom Knows Everything! (Even When She Shouldn't!)

Moms Have Superpowers – No Secrets, No Escaping!😆🦸‍♀️

By ANITAPublished 11 months ago 2 min read
Mom Knows Everything! (Even When She Shouldn't!)

Mom Knows Everything! (Even When She Shouldn't!)"** 😆

I tiptoe home at half-past three,

Thinking, **"Mom won’t notice me!"**

But before I even shut the door,

She yells, **"Where were you?!"** (Busted once more!)

I try to lie, I fake a yawn,

"Mom, I was out... just mowing the lawn!" 🌱

She folds her arms, gives me **the stare**,

"You don’t even mow, don’t you dare!" 😤

I sneak a snack, quiet and neat,

A midnight feast, a tasty treat! 🍕

But before I even take a bite,

Mom shouts, **"No junk at night!"** (How’d she get that sight?!) 👀

I hide my phone under my bed,

Scrolling memes while lying in bed. 📱

But suddenly, **DING!** My phone lights up,

And from the doorway—Mom shows up! 😳

She clears her throat, I freeze in fear,

She smirks and says, **"I’m always near!"**

I try to laugh, I try to lie,

She squints at me—"Tell me why?"

I fake a cough, my face so pale,

"Mom, I think I'm weak and frail!" 🤒

She checks my head, then grins so wide,

**"Nice try, kid! Get up and ride!"** 🚲

She hears my thoughts, she reads my mind,

She finds lost socks I never find! 🧦

She knows the grades before I tell,

Mom’s got **Wi-Fi in her brain as well!** 📡

I stay out late, I break a rule,

I think I'm sneaky, I think I'm cool. 😎

But next day morning, at breakfast time,

She asks me, **"So, had fun last night?"** 😲

I drop my spoon, I start to sweat,

How does she know?! I’m not sure yet!

I glance around, I check my phone,

Is there a spy cam in my home? 📷

I clean my room, I make it shine,

Hoping she’ll say, **"Wow, so fine!"** ✨

Instead she frowns, looks left and right,

**"Hmm... what do you want tonight?"** 🤨

She knows my tricks, my secret ways,

She knows the games I like to play. 🎮

She knows the truth before I speak,

I swear this woman **never sleeps!** 😵

But even when she ruins my fun,

She’s still the best—she’s number one! 💖

Because through all my silly tries,

Mom still loves me—she’s **Super Wise!** 🦸‍♀️

And though she catches all my lies,

She’s still the reason I rise and shine! 🌞

So here’s to moms, so smart, so strong,

Who know **EVERYTHING** all along! 🎉

Hey there, sneaky kids! 😜 Thought you could outsmart your mom? Think again! Moms have **built-in lie detectors**, **24/7 surveillance**, and **mind-reading abilities**! 🧠📡 So, the next time you try sneaking snacks, staying up late, or making excuses, just remember—**Mom already knows!** 🤣

Now go hug your **Super Mom** and tell her she’s the real boss! ❤️💪 #MomKnowsEverything #CaughtRedHanded #MomsAreMagic ✨

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ANITA

Hi, I’m Anita—a writer, dreamer, and storyteller sharing ideas, experiences, and creative tales. Subscribe to join me on this journey and never miss a story!

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran11 months ago

    Hahahahhaha built in lie detectors. So true!

  • C.Z.11 months ago

    Haha this was like a Time Machine to childhood. Very cute and funny, great job

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