Funny
On My Way Home
Hello. My name is Zack Norman. This is my first time coming to one of these conventions. You may recognize me as one of the people standing outside making fun of you. But there was an event in my life that forced me to change sides. Let me tell you all about it.
By David E. Perry11 months ago in Humor
Sacrificial Pawn. Top Story - March 2025.
Fred laid out the chess pieces as he and his best friend Jimmy geared up to play. He dusted off the board with his wrinkled hand, and gestured for his friend to sit after lining up the last of the pawns. Jimmy moved his white pawn first and they played.
By Euan Brennan11 months ago in Humor
A Bad Banana Rash
My mouth dropped at the sight—bananas covered my upper body. I mouthed the word slowly and said, “Bananas…” The bathroom mirror reflected a half man and half banana tree. Some bananas looked like mini yellow thumbs growing on my shoulders. Other bananas located on my forearms were much larger, resembling long loofas. God, please wash off.
By Gary Lougheed11 months ago in Humor
A Duel in the Sky?. Top Story - March 2025.
“In and out,” Wendy mumbled as she walked briskly into Walmart. “Just get in and get out.” Usually Wendy liked not to rush herself when grocery shopping, but time was running out. She had promised to make her friend lasagna tonight only to realize ten minutes ago that her roommate took the can opener with her when she left. And Wendy brought the canned sauce. Luckily, she had a feeling that this might have been the case so she checked for it before she actually started the lasagna. But lasagna took a long time to cook and it was her first time making it.
By Rebecca Patton11 months ago in Humor
The Great Sock Migration!. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge. Top Story - December 2025.
He realized something was off when he felt an unusual coldness in his left foot while eating breakfast. His sock had somehow crept halfway down his foot, bunching defiantly at his arch as he looked down. When he bent down to hack it up, the sock literally sighed.
By Neli Ivanova11 months ago in Humor
From Doughal to Shuic
It was the summer of 1960, I was five, and my mother and I went for a visit back home in Ireland. Her cousin, Auntie Bee, lived on a lovely wee farm deep in the heart of Randalstown, County Antrim. It was the absolute best farm ever, and I was - as they say - like a 'pig in shit', being a lover of all things country and rural.
By Marie McGrath11 months ago in Humor
