Funny
The Goose is on the Loose
Ahh... story time can be an absolute pain when it's a daily chore... I'm not exactly sure how I was tricked into becoming a stay-at-home dad, but I kinda enjoy it now. I recommend it to like-minded fathers who can handle 'Finding Nemo' twice a week or running the vacuum or can tolerate dirty diapers. The vomit, however, is where I draw the line. That's where Obi, our Corgi comes in. He likes it and its one less meal I have to feed him. The logic practically wrote itself.
By Lamar Wiggins11 months ago in Humor
Teethpaste. Second Place in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
Lumps of brown enamel tumble off my brush and cascade down the basin. The teethpaste has decayed again. Damn. Since the tariffs, Chinese tooth imports have shrunk, all Mexican molars are getting stopped at the border, and the Canadians have responded with their own tooth-for-a-tooth restrictions. All I can afford is this nasty, flaky paste made of ground-up 'Murican dental waste and crack-hen's teeth.
By Addison Alder11 months ago in Humor
It Was Just a Walk Along the Beach, Danger BP?
Every morning, when the sun rises, I take off with my two little dogs for a walk along the beach. It's our bonding time, not that we need any more bonding time. They are up and ready for action as soon as it is daylight.
By Calvin London11 months ago in Humor
To Blurb or Not to Blurb
From the dust jacket of this week's bestseller: One of the greatest novels of the past year, the author must be commended for his approach to the epic story of a boy, a girl and a sandwich during the Great War! - P. P. Simoleon, The Picayune Gazette
By Kendall Defoe 11 months ago in Humor
The Great Avocado Uprising
Norman Blinksworth just wanted an avocado. That was all. A single, ripe avocado something that, in theory, should have been an uneventful purchase. But of course, Norman lived in a universe that had long abandoned logic in favour of chaos, and so this would become the day that the produce section finally snapped.
By The INFORMER11 months ago in Humor
For Sale. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
āGood day, sir. Welcome to the shop.ā The store front had a fading, peeling sign that just said, āThe Shop,ā so the salesmanās greeting when George stepped through the door seemed accurate, if a bit literal.
By Alison McBain11 months ago in Humor
"Gopal Bharās Funniest Crime-Solving Trick ā You Wonāt Believe It!"
The Clever Way Gopal Caught a Thief Introduction: The Timeless Wit of Gopal Bhar Laughter has always been a powerful tool to expose folly, challenge authority, and deliver justice in the most unexpected ways. One historical figure who mastered this art was Gopal Bhar, the legendary court jester of Raja Krishnachandra of Bengal in the 18th century. Known for his razor-sharp wit, Gopal Bhar was not just a comedian but a master strategist who used humor to solve complex problems.
By PRABAL TR PRO11 months ago in Humor
