Funny
Pileated
I was stuck in traffic, and I was going to be late again. I berated myself for not leaving earlier. Staring ahead, I could only see miles of vehicles. Changing the radio to AM 2375 to listen to the traffic report, I began impatiently thrumming my fingers on the steering wheel.
By Mother Combs10 months ago in Humor
đ§ The Day Everyone Could Hear Each Otherâs Thoughts. AI-Generated.
đ What If Thoughts Were No Longer Private? Imagine waking up and being able to hear everyoneâs inner voice. Not their spoken words, but their real, uncensored, unfiltered thoughts.
By Ahmet Kıvanç Demirkıran10 months ago in Humor
To Serve and Protect
The greatest invention in the world is the doggy door. No longer do I have wait on the bear-snoring, slumbering form that is my human, Momma, to bumble out of bed to let me out to take care of my business. Honestly, and probably a glimpse into my occasionally petty mind, I think it took stepping in one too many of my perfectly placed accidents early in the morning before she finally installed the cherished doggy door.
By Alexandria Stanwyck10 months ago in Humor
đ The Day Everyone Told the Truth. AI-Generated.
đ What If No One Could Lie? We all tell little lies every day. âą âI love your new haircut!â (Even if itâs awful.) âą âNo, I wasnât ignoring your message, I just didnât see it.â (You definitely saw it.)
By Ahmet Kıvanç Demirkıran10 months ago in Humor
Tweethearts
A small flock of starlings had gathered on the hydro lines around a lamp post. It was a pleasant evening in early spring and most of them were preoccupied with romance. Benny, the biggest and oldest of the bunch had been regaling them with an in depth recounting of his love life. Among those listening were partners Frank and Ella, the two who had just flown in from parts south; and Harry and Denise who had been living in the general neighborhood for two years. They liked it there and had decided to put down stakes and call it a life.
By Marie McGrath10 months ago in Humor
Liver Between the Lines
"Do you deliver after hours?" The other end of the wire hummed a dimly lit, vacuous kind of empty. "Sir or madam, this is a post office." Croaked a young angsty voice through the noisy land line. "We only operate during office hours, not after office hours."
By Ashley McMahon10 months ago in Humor
Death by Laundry
Once upon a time, in a land far far away (yet close enough that most mother's can relate), there was a young mother who had been sick for an entire week. During this week, she hadn't done any laundry - despite it being an item on her daily to do list.
By The Schizophrenic Mom10 months ago in Humor
đ The Day Gravity Took a Vacation. AI-Generated.
đ When the World Turned Upside Down Most days, gravity is something we take for granted. It holds us down, keeps our coffee in our mugs, and ensures that we donât drift into the stratosphere while tying our shoelaces. But what if, for just one day, gravity decided it had had enough? What if, without warning, it simply⊠quit?
By Ahmet Kıvanç Demirkıran10 months ago in Humor
