Funny

THE LEFT-HANDED PENCIL CONSPIRACY
If you listen closely in classrooms, construction sites, cubicles, and break rooms across America, you’ll hear it. A faint, weary sigh. A sigh belonging to the forgotten, the ignored, the graphite-smudged minority known as… left-handed people.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Funny Things Children Say - A History Lesson in Arithmetic.
Mr McKillop was developing an unhealthy but entirely understandable dread of Class 4B. Not that they were unruly or disruptive, although they did tend to bring chaos to his peace of mind at every turn.
By Parody and Satire2 months ago in Humor
Miracle at the MacNab Transit Terminal. Top Story - November 2025.
There are stories that you hear and disbelieve because you think that you live in a very rational or at least sensible world. There are stories that make you question what you are doing with your own life. And then there are the stories that come out of my hometown.
By Kendall Defoe 2 months ago in Humor
MEN WHO BREAK TRAFFIC RULES MAKE THE BEST HUSBANDS, ACCORDING TO PSYCHOLOGISTS
For weeks, social media has been buzzing with a bold, eyebrow-raising statement: “Men who break traffic rules make the best husbands.”
By Mustafa2 months ago in Humor
WHY DOES IT COST $100 FOR A PIZZA POCKET AND A TOILET BRUSH?
Economists, psychologists, and at least three very confused cashiers have confirmed a groundbreaking discovery. You cannot, under ANY circumstance, walk into a store for one item… and walk out with only that one item.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
“The Day My Phone Tried to Ruin My Life”. AI-Generated.
I have always believed that my phone has a personal mission: to embarrass me at the worst possible moments. But I didn’t know how far it was willing to go—until the day it weaponized the words “I LOVE YOU.”
By Muhammad Ayyan 2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest: Ziggy. Top Story - November 2025.
The Board Meeting “I have one last comment before this meeting adjourns,” Jason Pooper said. “Gloria, the glamorous makeup without your glasses received very low ratings. Put your glasses back on. People want your classic look.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
⭐ THE NIGHTMARE OF COUNTING STICKS
When I was seven, I started first grade. Back then the world hadn’t gone completely mad yet, and no one expected children to enter school already knowing how to read, write, or add. Don’t get me wrong — I knew a few things; my brother and I grew up in a family of teachers. But no one demanded superpowers from six-year-olds. In those days, we went to school to learn, not to be called “young scholars” from day one.
By Erian Lin Grant2 months ago in Humor
THE TERM “MILD” IS A SLEEPER AGENT
A classified report from the Department of Gastrointestinal Defense... New research has confirmed what millions of Americans have whispered in fear at 2:17 AM, bent over in sweaty anguish, regretting their life choices:
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Me vs. Mornings
If mornings were a person, they would be that one friend who always shows up uninvited, too early, too loud, and way too enthusiastic for someone who hasn’t had coffee yet.
By LUNA EDITH2 months ago in Humor
Countryside Jokes: Laughing Your Way Through the Simple Life
The countryside is a place of calm, fresh air, and wide-open spaces—but that doesn’t mean it’s short on humor! From cows and chickens to tractors and mud, the rural life is packed with funny moments just waiting to be turned into jokes.
By JokeJester2 months ago in Humor
TMNT Jokes: Cowabunga Your Way to Laughter
If you grew up in the ‘80s or ‘90s—or even just binge-watched the modern Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) series—you know that these pizza-loving, sewer-dwelling heroes are as funny as they are brave. And while TMNT is famous for epic battles and heroic deeds, it’s the humor scattered throughout their adventures that makes fans smile again and again.
By JokeJester2 months ago in Humor