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200+ Bakery Captions For Instagram To Share Sweetness And Fresh-Baked Vibes
Baking photos on Instagram can look mouthwatering, Bakery captions fir Instagram give them flavor. A tasty slice of cake or a warm loaf needs a few words that spark smiles. When you pair fresh-baked treats with witty, sweet captions, folks pause, like, and comment. That little extra touch can make your post rise above the rest.
By JokeJester9 months ago in Humor
Park Puns: Where Nature and Nonsense Take a Stroll Together
Parks aren't just about birds chirping, squirrels scampering, and kids yelling “watch me!” from the top of the slide. They’re also prime real estate for some seriously punny business. Whether you're stretching out on a picnic blanket or jogging with your Park Puns, there's always room for a good old-fashioned laugh in the great outdoors.
By JokeJester9 months ago in Humor
Food Jokes for Kids: Tickle Their Taste Buds with Laughter! 🍎😂
Food and fun go hand-in-hand, especially when it comes to making kids giggle. From cheesy pizza puns to banana jokes that’ll make them slip with laughter, food jokes are a kid-favorite because they’re silly, clean, and deliciously funny.
By JokeJester9 months ago in Humor
Lyft, Lies, and Lost Phones . Content Warning.
The Incident: A Night Out Gone Wrong Okay. So, I left my phone in the Lyft after going to a party in Harlem, New York. I went home, got out the lyft, and noticed as I entered my space that I didn't have my phone. So, I quickly telephoned a friend who was still at the party in Harlem to inquire about the whereabouts of the phone and he said he didn't see it but that he will ask the owner of the club to ask where it is. I decided fi drop a sleep and wait until the morning fi see wah gwaan. Meanwhile, before I go to sleep too, I message Lyft to ask about the phone and to see if they can get in contact with the driver and they are so unresponsive. They didn't reply to me for a while. Then, the next day when I'm in class I text my friend on iMessage on my computer and ask him fi check di phone location. So, he replied back to me and told me that my phone location says it's in the Bronx in some apartments on Kingsbridge Ave. Him gimme di address and a seh it deh inna one apartment building pon di right side.
By Langston Morrison10 months ago in Humor
Swipe Right, I’ve Got Wrinkles: A Midlife Dating Survival Story
Let me just start by saying: dating after 50 is not for the emotionally fragile, the technologically illiterate, or the romantically naïve. It’s a battlefield out there, and I entered it armed with a half-decent selfie, a glass of cabernet, and a healthy dose of skepticism.
By Angela David10 months ago in Humor
Ooo, Wee! Gimme That Cupcake!!!
The bakery case glowed like the gates of heaven itself, but only one dessert called my name. There it sat—a triple-fudge cupcake so perfect it should've been illegal. The frosting swirled upward in a majestic tower, dusted with glittering sugar crystals that caught the light like edible diamonds. My mouth watered just looking at it.
By Mustafa Khan10 months ago in Humor
