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How Can We Make the Most of 2023's Beauty Days?
We are presented with a brand-new canvas of opportunities and experiences as the calendar turns to the new year. In 2023, we are fortunate to have a series of "beauty days" to cherish and make the most of. Each year has its own unique moments. These beauty days are more than just a chance to appreciate one's appearance; They are a call to embrace the world around us, appreciate its wonders, and cultivate gratitude. So, how can we take advantage of the beautiful days of 2023? Let's find out.
By Muhammad Ali3 years ago in Humor
The Memes Enigma: Unraveling Their Comical Powers and Unexpected Consequences. Content Warning.
Introduction: In a world where laughter reigns supreme, memes have emerged as the digital jesters of our time. These whimsical nuggets of humor possess an extraordinary ability to bring joy and mirth to our lives.
By Zakria Mirza3 years ago in Humor
Imperceptibly
Imperceptibly, the little goat has been two years old, but he is the sheep mother's sweetheart, every time to go out to play, the mother must remind. Little goat thinks mother is very verbose, he thinks: I have grown up, leave mother can also live independently. One night, he decided to leave his mother and go on his own. Late at night, while her mother was sleeping soundly, the little goat quietly went out of the door and walked deep into the forest. It was spring, and everything was awake. The warm sun was shining on the earth, and everything was full of life. The little goat climbed the steep mountain, waded across the clear river, and came to a vast prairie. Every day he drank mountain spring water when he was thirsty, and enjoyed the tender grass all over the mountains when he was hungry. Along the way, there were many small animals for company, and he was happy and proud. In a blink of an eye, the cold winter arrived, the sky floated a goose feather snow, the river froze, the flowers on the ground was covered with thick snow, the earth as if wearing a padded jacket, friends also instantly disappeared without a trace. The little goat was cold and hungry, almost exhausted, and almost fell into the ice cellar. At this time, how he missed the warm home, the front of his mother's kind face. Suddenly, a wild Wolf appeared, he exposed his murderous claws to the goat came over, the goat scared legs and ran, while running while Shouting: "Help! Help!" The mother sheep, who was looking for the little goat everywhere, heard the child's cry for help. She ran over and grabbed the little goat, and quickly ran home. They finally escaped the danger. At this time, frightened. The little goat lay in her mother's arms and cried bitterly. He choked and said, "Mom, I'm sorry I made you worry. I'll never leave you alone again." The mother gently stroked the goat's head and said meaningfully, "My good boy, where is your mother, where is your happiest place!"The shining stars, the bright moon, the silky drizzle, the vast snow, the warm sun are all loved by people, but I only love the misty morning fog. Early in the morning, many people are still asleep while I was rubbing the sleepy eyes, early to get up. Everything is taken care of, go to the window to open the window, the eye is a large expanse of morning fog in the sky, such as a painting, giving people a kind of "do not know the true face of the mountain" mystery. The tall and majestic mountains in the distance appear green and dancing in the morning mist; Downstairs flowers and trees on the crystal dew, this is a masterpiece of nature, a breeze blowing, trees dancing and shaking the body, if standing under the tree, a dewdrop like a pearl from the sky! Across the lawn, the indistinct outline of the pedestrians and vehicles scattered on the road, like a fairyland in a dream, and it is not very real in the haze, a little bit disappeared in the fog. With the passage of time, the fog lightened a little, and nature seemed to be covered with a thin layer of white gauze. Looking up at the far side of the mountain, where the branches of some trees gradually emerged, coupled with a light layer of white frost, did not feel that it constituted a clean white gouache painting. This matter, a few birds flew from other places to stand on the branches of the trees, adding different colors to the painting, full of poetic meaning, let people enjoy. The scene of morning fog reminds people of the Heavenly Palace in the famous novel Journey to the West. The trees looked like the Queen Mother's flat peach garden; The wide road seems to be the rainbow bridge in the palace of Heaven... Morning fog, hidden the floor landscape, lost a few pedestrians. Getting up early in the morning, tasting a cup of light tea, watching the ever-changing morning mist, this is not a different charm.
By michael duncan3 years ago in Humor
The Password Paradox
A Tale of Forgetfulness, Redemption, and Unexpected Discoveries In a world where technology ruled and passwords safeguarded digital kingdoms, there lived a character named Emily. She was an adventurous soul, always seeking new experiences and challenges. However, there was one challenge she consistently faced โ forgetting her passwords.
By kulandaivel3 years ago in Humor
We all have the most
We all have the most important person in our lives, and that person is our mother. Is mom, let us come to this beautiful world; Our mothers raised us; Mother taught us the truth that we should love our mother, honor our mother. My mother has a pair of big eyes, listen to a straight nose on the shelf with a pair of glasses, and a black bright hair. My mother takes care of me everywhere in my life. Always afraid that I do not have enough to eat, wear warm, sleep well, but they save the simple use of food. My mother not only cares about me in life, but also in study. I remember one time, I was walking home with more than 70 points of the paper, and I felt that my world was dark, because I had never taken such a low score before. Back home, I did not say hello to my mother. Mom saw me dejected and said, "What's wrong?" Why are you slouching? Did you do badly on your exam? After listening to my mother's words, I could not bear it any longer and jumped on my mother and cried. Mother helped me wipe away tears, said: Take the test paper to mom, OK? I nodded, took out the paper and handed it to my mother, my mother looked carefully and said: I think these questions you are too careless will be wrong, the next time more careful. You know what? In fact, failure is not terrible, terrible is not able to stand up from failure. There is no use crying, as Laxnes said: tears cannot wash away pain. More gas! I'm sure you'll do well in the next exam. After listening to my mother's words, I thought: Yes! The road of life can not be smooth sailing, there will always be such difficulties, setbacks. After I have to go through a lot of ups and downs, now by this small difficulty to beat down how? So I cheer up again. A mother's love is great. Mother's love is like a spring breeze, gently, gently brushed my heart. It is because of my mother's love that I can thrive. Who said inch grass heart, reported three chunhui. In the future, I will do my best to honor my mother and repay my mother.The coach runs on the vast Weishui plain. The sky is unusually dark, and a gust of cool wind blows into the slightly crowded car from time to time, adding a cool touch to the hot and cheerful atmosphere of tourism. In the car, I looked at the looming river and the "modern" Ba Bridge in the distance, and my thoughts drifted back to the five thousand years of history of the Ba River. Willow with smoke Ba bank spring, climbing for pedestrians every year." The area of Ba Shui used to be the only way to enter and exit the ancient capital, the traffic of Tong and Yao, and the only way to travel east and west. Naturally, the Ba Bridge above it has also become a place for literati and relatives and friends to say goodbye, where people break off willow branches and confide in each other. Suddenly, the car stopped on the side of the road, I walked out of the car with the people. All of a sudden, a cool breeze blowing, so that I understand, to, this is once the faraway place Ba water. Walking slowly on the hard frozen soil of the river, facing the waves of rustling winter wind, looking at the desolate expanse of the plain, my heart not only rose waves of sadness like cold wind. Where is the Ba Bridge that has soaked through the tears of travelers and bathed in the vicissitudes of history? Looking at the river, several majestic Bridges immediately and stubbornly squeezed into the eye, but the Bridges here are modern products, the ancient simple Ba Bridge and hidden where? Then I realized that the ancient bridge was actually no longer there. I looked around, trying to find some trace of its existence, but all I saw was a desolate plain. Suddenly I was filled with emotion in my heart, I seemed to see that is immersed in the river of time in the Ba Bridge, looking at the distant flow, with a lot of simple things disappeared in the distance. My heart can not help but rise the feeling of farewell, just like the ancient farewell on the ancient Ba Bridge. People always say that "development changes fast", but has anyone noticed what changes in the rapid change? Not only the old debris, even those representing the long culture, the long history of things are gradually lost with the development of the Ba Bridge, is it possible for us to let a culture and relics that have not disappeared continue to walk on the road of the Ba Bridge?
By BRANDON GAGNARD3 years ago in Humor
Captivating Traditions: Celebrating the Summer Solstice in Edinburgh
In the heart of Edinburgh, a young girl named Fiona eagerly awaited the arrival of the Summer Solstice. Curiosity had been caused by the tales of her grandmother's had told her, captivating traditions surrounding the enchanting celebration.
By Anthony Gatimu3 years ago in Humor
Satan, Sick of Summons . Top Story - June 2023. Content Warning.
Satan started off as a great warrior for anarchy and free will, a genuine rebel without a cause. He hadnโt intended to be evil, he just didnโt like living by the rules. After being banished to hell, god sends books to earth explaining how to summon Satan, just to annoy him. Every time someone uses one of these books and does a summoning spell, they always ask Satan to do a really monotonous and sometimes evil favor, and after thousands of years, Satan is annoyed. He actually earned his deal making reputation by trying to make deals to get out of doing favors.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
The Humorous Side of Being a Responsible Adult
Alright, alright, alright! Sit back, grab your preferred beverageโ-โwhether it's coffee, tea, or, like me, a healthy mix of energy drinks and existential dreadโ-โand let's dive into the rollercoaster ride that is responsible adulthood. It's like being on the most exhilarating amusement park ride, except the safety bar is your health insurance, the loops are unexpected bills, and the photo taken right when you're most terrified is your face every time you check your bank balance. Yeah, fun, isn't it?
By Nathan Chen3 years ago in Humor
"Laughs and Lessons: A Comedy Series"
๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ฝ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ญ: "๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ ๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐น๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ป๐๐"โฃ ๐๐บ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐๐ด๐ช๐ด: ๐๐ฐ๐ฃ, ๐ข ๐ข๐ฃ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต-๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ข๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ, ๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ต ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฌ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ด. ๐๐ฆ ๐ต๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ถ๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ค๐ข๐ด๐ฆ. ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ฐ๐ฏ: ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ด๐ฆ๐ญ๐ง-๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ง๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ต๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ๐ด.โฃ
By Christopher Capellan3 years ago in Humor
