ComedyWriting

What’s the Spanish for Male Stripper?
At this time of year, I find myself thinking back to my first Christmas as a married man. We lived in a small house in a tough neighbourhood. On one side of us lived a large family ruled over by a mother with the voice of a drill sergeant.
By Brendan Donaghyabout a year ago in Humor
The "Smart" Thermostat Chronicles. AI-Generated.
In a quiet suburban neighbourhood, nestled between rows of identical houses, lived George, a man who prided himself on being a tech enthusiast. George had everything from a robot vacuum that mapped his living room like a NASA rover to a refrigerator that sent him passive-aggressive notifications about his dwindling milk supply. But his crown jewel? The SmartThermo 3000—a state-of-the-art thermostat equipped with AI capabilities.
By AMH Storiesabout a year ago in Humor
Aliens Stole My Wi-Fi Password
It all started on a Tuesday night, one of those perfectly ordinary evenings where nothing interesting ever happens. The kind of night where your biggest decision is whether to finish the bag of chips or save some for tomorrow. Spoiler: I never save the chips.
By B Pily about a year ago in Humor
Grandpa Joins a Dating App
It all started on a quiet Sunday afternoon when Grandpa Jo—short for Joseph but definitely not short for mischief—sat on the couch with his ancient reading glasses perched on his nose. I should’ve been suspicious when he asked me, “What’s a ‘dating app,’ and why do people swipe?”
By B Pily about a year ago in Humor
Ghost Or Comedians
It was one of those lazy afternoons where nothing much was going on. The kind of day where time seemed to move slower, just enough to make you wonder if your life was a movie, and you were stuck on the boring, filler episode. That’s when Liam found it.
By Iram Praveenabout a year ago in Humor
Writing and Publishing
The Unlikely Bestseller Emily Perkins was a writer known for her quirky sense of humor and her endearing absent-mindedness. Her friends often joked that she lived in a perpetual state of creative chaos. Emily had spent weeks polishing her latest manuscript, a comedic novel that she believed would finally launch her literary career. The manuscript was her pride and joy, filled with witty dialogue, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable characters.
By Saroj Kumar Senapatiabout a year ago in Humor
Writing and Publishing
Greg Miller was an aspiring novelist, known among his friends for his relentless dedication to his craft and his alarming consumption of caffeine. For months, he had been toiling away on his debut novel, a gripping mystery he believed would be his ticket to literary stardom. Greg poured his heart and soul into the manuscript, sacrificing countless nights of sleep and social outings to perfect every twist and turn.
By Saroj Kumar Senapatiabout a year ago in Humor
The Day My Cat Became a Life Coach
There are two certainties in life: death and taxes. But if you’re a cat owner, there’s a third—your cat secretly rules your household. Mine, a fluffy dictator named Sir Whiskerton, had perfected the art of passive-aggressive domination. He ran the house with an iron paw, and I obeyed his every whim. Yet nothing prepared me for the day he decided to become my life coach.
By B Pily about a year ago in Humor
The Apocolympics. Top Story - December 2024.
Greetings from the 51st Century. Earth’s Most Esteemed Leader, Barry Turdhammer from Estates and Resources Facilitation, has always been an advocate of the brilliance of our forebears in the Dark Arts of Middle Management. An omnixpert at formication, and a Gold Belt Middle Master Guru of the August Institute of Procedural Malignancy, Barry Turdhammer was raised on stories of derring-do in the field of Early Administrative Productivity.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
My Wife Thinks Size Really Matters!
I knew the day was going to be difficult as soon as I got out of bed that morning. I went to use the bathroom and discovered we’d run out of toilet roll. I had to use lettuce leaves. Gross!
By Brendan Donaghyabout a year ago in Humor
The Journey to Self-Acceptance: How I Learned to Love Myself
For years, I struggled with self-doubt and insecurity, constantly comparing myself to others. I thought I wasn’t good enough, smart enough, or attractive enough. I spent so much time trying to meet external expectations and molding myself to fit in that I completely lost sight of who I truly was. But life has a way of teaching hard lessons, and it wasn’t until I reached a breaking point that I realized the most important relationship I would ever have was the one with myself. This is the story of how I began my journey toward self-acceptance and learned to love myself, flaws and all.
By Shalou♥️about a year ago in Humor
Nose Hair Trimming
I have entered new realms of personal weirdness thanks to the ageing process and a biological urge to remain attractive to the opposite sex — specifically, my wife.
By Chris Yandaabout a year ago in Humor