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My Hang-Happy Phone and the Many Ways It Tried to Ruin My Life
My Hang-Happy Phone and the Many Ways It Tried to Ruin My Life Look man, I don't hate anyone. I’m a chill guy. But if there’s one thing I’ve truly considered throwing from a rooftop and smiling while doing it—it’s my ancient Android phone.
By Usama7 months ago in Humor
World War III Memes: How Gen z Dark Humor Meets Global Anxiety
Introduction In mid‑June 2025, the phrase “World War III” shot to the top of social media trends—most notably on X (formerly Twitter). The surge followed intensified tensions between Iran and Israel, drawing global attention. Yet, instead of panic dominating the thread lights, dark memes and sardonic humor spread like wildfire, especially among Gen Z. This trend isn’t merely meme culture gone wild—it reflects a psychological response to anxiety, a generational coping strategy, and a new form of digital political commentary
By keiju7 months ago in Humor
Let's Get Something Nice and Sparkling Clear
Let’s get something nice and sparkling clear: I’m a bad guy. Hell, I may be the worst sumbitch you’ll ever meet. I’m a foul, odious, pestiferous, unapologetic human shit pile. I’m walking, spiritual cancer. I’m a criminal in my mind, and in my heart, I’m a moral leper. I’ve never done a good deed. I believe in no good deed going unpunished. I like to fart in a high wind and blame it on the dog.
By Tom Baker7 months ago in Humor
I Tried to Hack My DNA with a Burrito and Now I Can Smell Wi-Fi
People keep telling me I’m “not a scientist.” They say things like “please stop microwaving batteries” and “you can’t just staple kale to your forehead and call it neuro-enhancement.”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Athletics Jokes: Running, Jumping, and Laughing Your Way to Fun
Athletics — whether it’s sprinting, jumping, throwing, or just plain running around — is a huge part of sports culture. But guess what? It’s not all sweat and serious athletics competition. There’s plenty of room for some good old-fashioned laughter, too!
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
PC Jokes: Laugh Your Way Through the Tech World
Let’s face it—computers can be tricky, confusing, and sometimes downright frustrating. But hey, why not have a laugh while dealing with all that tech stuff?
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
😂 “Why My Smart Fridge is Now Smarter Than Me”
It started with a beep. No, not the microwave. Not the dryer. The fridge. A smart fridge, I should add. It glowed and told me, “You’ve opened me 37 times today. Are you okay?”
By Martin Williams7 months ago in Humor
Amy Schumer Jokes: Laughing with the Queen of Comedy
Amy Schumer is a comedian powerhouse who knows how to deliver sharp, honest, and sometimes cheeky humor that hits right in the funny bone.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
My Bloody War with Cold Water 💧☠️
Based on a True (Freezing) Story: One Man’s Fight for Warmth Okay look... I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but cold water is the enemy. Like not your ex, not your boss, not even the guy who chews with his mouth open I’m talking about actual ice-cold, polar bear pee-level water.
By Usama7 months ago in Humor
Home Depot Jokes: Bringing the Humor Home
Alright, whether you’re a DIY pro, a weekend warrior, or just someone who occasionally wanders the aisles of Home Depot searching for inspiration (and maybe a snack), Home Depot jokes are a fun way to add a little humor to the world of tools, lumber, and orange aprons.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
The Pompous Post™: Established in 1799 (Over Soup)
It is with great pride, zero citation, and a healthy disregard for factual accuracy that we unveil the true origin story of The Pompous Post™. Long before algorithms and influencers sullied the written word, before social media turned public discourse into an Olympic-level mudslinging contest, and yes, even before someone thought it wise to refrigerate kale, there was a spark — a duel — and a bowl of soup.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor