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Fridge of Feelings
Jason Patel was a perfectly ordinary guy — a little messy, chronically single, and proudly addicted to microwave burritos. He lived in a one-bedroom apartment with two roommates: a houseplant named Steve (who was definitely dead), and his brand-new smart fridge, the “ChillMaster X7,” a voice-activated AI appliance that came with a discount because it was a “beta version.”
By NIAZ Muhammad6 months ago in Humor
How Not to Get Changed for a Gig
It was a Thursday, I think. I'd finished work at 3:30, thrown my guitar into the back of my Citroën C1, and grabbed Sam and his guitar from the office. We both worked at the same school, which made the whole thing feel even less rock and roll. There’s something uniquely jarring about trying to channel indie frontman energy when you were, less than an hour ago, reminding a six-year-old that glue sticks are not snacks.
By Ben Etchells-Rimmer6 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man Declares Independence from HOA, Crowns Himself Emperor of His Cul-De-Sac
Palm Breeze Estates, FL — A sleepy suburban neighborhood erupted into chaos Tuesday, after local resident Steve “Don’t Tread on My Lawn” Harkins declared independence from the Palm Breeze Homeowners Association and crowned himself Emperor of the Cul-de-Sac.
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria and the Case of the Grand Prize Sandwich
Miss Gloria Whitaker had never won anything in her life. Not a spelling bee. Not a game of bingo. Not even the church raffle that had only seven entries. She was the type of woman who played for the joy of participation, always cheered for others, and said things like, “Winning isn’t everything, darling. Sometimes it’s just about showing up in your best pearls.”
By Muhammad Sabeel6 months ago in Humor
THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING (AND SO ARE YOUR PANTS)
WHEN THE COSMOS MEETS CARBS Scientists tell us the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, fueled by mysterious forces like dark energy. And honestly? I would have to agree... Except in my case, the mysterious force is extra queso and that ill-advised third chimichanga. Cosmic inflation, they call it. Cute. Meanwhile, my jeans are experiencing catastrophic waistband failure, and astronomers aren’t writing papers about that. Forget black holes; the real singularity is your belly button after you polish off a family-size nacho platter “because it was on special.”
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Sermon Humor Jokes: Adding a Holy Chuckle to the Pulpit
Laughter isn’t just good medicine—it’s also a fantastic way to connect hearts, lighten the mood, and drive home a message. Even in a sermon, a well-placed joke can wake up a sleepy pew, break tension, or make a point stick like glue.
By JokeJester6 months ago in Humor
