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Intelligent People Jokes: When Brain Meets Banter
Ever met someone so smart they could argue with Siri—and win? Yeah, those are the folks we’re talking about. But brains and brilliance don’t mean they can’t laugh at themselves. In fact, smart people have some of the wittiest, quirkiest, and most eye-rolling Intelligent People jokes out there.
By JokeJester6 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
By Nadeem Shah I had one simple goal: stretch a little, breathe deeply, and finally prove to my overworked body that I wasn’t trying to kill it. So, naturally, I signed up for a beginner’s yoga class at the local community center—a place where, I assumed, beginners were welcomed with open arms and maybe a free granola bar.
By Nadeem Shah 6 months ago in Humor
I Left the Baby in Dimension X
There's a baby in the back of the glider, but it's not mine. Sure, she looks like my baby, but my baby never cries when we're cruising through the Kuiper belt. Quite the opposite. Cruising through the solar system's outer reaches is sometimes the only way I can get her to fall asleep.
By Muhammad Sabeel6 months ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
By Nadeem Shah Let me start by saying this: I never intended to become the subject of an office-wide meme. I’m a normal guy. I drink my coffee, meet my deadlines, and generally try to avoid public humiliation. But fate, fluorescent lighting, and one very poorly placed power cord had other plans for me.
By Nadeem Shah 6 months ago in Humor
When Gary the Goat Decided He Was a Lawyer… and Represented Me in Goblin Court.
Part 1: I swear I didn’t plan on hiring a goat. I just wanted the amulet. A simple heist. In and out. Grab the cursed thing, don’t touch anything glowing, and definitely don’t engage the local goblin authority.
By Muhammad Wisal6 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Aliens Land on Earth, Discover Reality TV and Top 40 Music, Immediately Leave Forever
🚨 THIS JUST IN: At approximately 2:43 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, a gleaming alien mothership entered Earth’s atmosphere with peaceful intent, a message of hope, and several thousand years of interstellar wisdom. But by 2:58 p.m., it had already left... Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
Chocolate Jokes for Kids: Sweet Laughs That'll Melt Your Heart
Chocolate’s already sweet, but throw in a few giggles and you’ve got yourself a recipe for fun! Whether it’s a candy bar in your lunchbox or a gooey treat after dinner, chocolate has a way of making everything better.
By JokeJester6 months ago in Humor
