Small Funny jokes " Part 6 "

101. Father and Matches

Father: “Son, did you check properly if the matchbox was good when you bought it?”
Son: “Yes, father. I burned every single matchstick to make sure they all worked.”


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102. Judge and Cleanliness

Judge: “What do you want to present in your defense?”
Accused: “Your Honor, I take two baths a day!”


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103. The Result Book

A boy came home from school with his result book and went straight to his father.
“Dad, you’re very lucky.”
Father: “How so?”
Boy: “Because now you don’t need to buy me new books. I’ll be repeating the same class!”


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104. The Hungry Patient

Patient (to doctor): “Oh, I’m dying! My stomach has been hurting since last night.”
Doctor: “You must have eaten too much.”
Patient: “No, not really. Just one plate of biryani, a whole roasted chicken, eight kebabs, and a bowl of soup.”


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105. Two Doctors Competing

Two doctors had clinics across the street from each other.
Doctor A put up a sign: “Guaranteed treatment here. If not cured, you get 25% money back.”
The next day, Doctor B put up his sign:
“The doctor across the street is a liar—he himself comes to me for treatment.”


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106. Einstein on the Bus

The famous scientist Einstein was once traveling on a bus.
He took out some important papers and realized he had forgotten his glasses at home.
He asked the passenger next to him to read the papers for him.
The man replied: “Sorry, I’m just as illiterate as you are.”


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107. The New Manager

In a large factory, during a ceremony, the owner gave a speech:
“Our factory always rewards honesty and hard work. If someone performs extraordinarily, they can be promoted unusually fast. Look at our new manager. He joined us just six months ago, and through his ability and effort, he has risen to this high position, ahead of his seniors.”
When the speech ended, the new manager stood up, shook the owner’s hand excitedly, and said:
“Thanks a lot, Daddy!”

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108. Socrates and His Wife
The famous Greek philosopher Socrates had a very quarrelsome wife.
One day she started shouting at him harshly. Socrates quietly listened for a while, then calmly stepped outside.
When his wife saw that her words had no effect, she threw a bucket of water over him.
Socrates burst out laughing and said:
“I knew this would happen—after thunder and lightning comes the rain!”


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109. The Flowerpot
A man came out of his house crying, his head bleeding.
His friend asked: “What happened?”
He replied: “My wife hit me with a flower.”
Friend: “A flower injured your head like that?”
Man: “Yes—but the flower was in a flowerpot!”


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110. The Begging Boy
A boy was begging on the street.
A woman said to him: “Aren’t you ashamed? Boys your age should be in school!”
The boy replied: “I went there too, but nobody gave me a single coin.”


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111. The Parrot for Sale
A man heard about a parrot for sale that could speak three languages. He went to test it.
He asked: “How are you?”
The parrot replied: “Fine, thank you.”
He asked again: “Kya haal hai?”
The parrot replied: “Theek hai, bhai.”
Then he asked: “Ki haal ae?”
The parrot got angry and snapped:
“Oh fool, will you only keep asking how I am, or will you say something else too?”


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112. The Pencil Price
Boy (to shopkeeper): “What’s the price of this pencil?”
Shopkeeper: “Which one?”
Boy: “This one—the four-anna pencil.”


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113. The Talking Shoe
One passerby asked another: “Why does your shoe make noise? Did you steal it?”
The other replied: “If that were the case, then my coat and trousers would also be making noise!”


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114. Mother’s Advice
Mother: “My son, one should always smile in times of trouble.”
Son: “Yes, Mom—that’s why I smile every morning on my way to school.”


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115. The Father Reading
Son: “Dad, where is the Himalaya mountain?”
Father (busy reading): “Ask your mother—she’s the one who keeps misplacing things!”


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116. The New and Old Generation
A man was talking about the difference between generations.
He said: “Take my son for example. One night I came home and found my six-year-old crying at the door.
When I asked why, he said: ‘Your wife just hit me!’”


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117. The Colorful Book
A publisher apologized to an author:
“Sorry, I can’t publish such a colorful book.”
Author: “Colorful? There’s nothing colorful in it.”
Publisher: “Of course there is! In the very first chapter, an old man turns pale with fear, the hero turns white with anger, the heroine turns red with shyness, her father turns blue from the cold, and the rival turns green with jealousy. If that’s not colorful, what is?”


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118. The Exam Paper
One boy came out of the exam hall and said to his friend:
“Man, I handed in a blank paper.”
Friend: “Same here, I also handed in a blank paper.”
The first boy cried: “Oh no! The teacher will think we copied from each other!”


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119. The Bathing Boy
Mother shouted: “Sonny, where are you?”
From inside came the reply: “I’m taking a bath in the bathroom.”
Mother: “It’s too cold, come out or you’ll catch a chill.”
Boy: “No, Mom, I won’t. I’m bathing while wrapped in a quilt!”


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120. The Orphan’s Plea
A man was accused of killing his parents. During the trial, he admitted his guilt but pleaded for mercy:
“Please have pity on me, I’m an orphan.”