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Miss Gloria Hits the Catwalk Part Two

The Adventures of Gloria Cupidon #7

By Rick Henry Christopher Published 5 months ago Updated 5 months ago 3 min read
Top Story - August 2025
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“I don’t appreciate being called Plus Size, Mr. Pooptard.”

“I am very sorry, Miss Cupidon. The fashion line you are representing is for our full-figured clients.”

“So now I’m full-figured?”

“Voluptuous?”

“Oh dear, Mr. Poopstain, you are really reaching, you poor soul.”

“Frankly, Miss Cupidon, you are a fat-bottomed girl, and you are representing all the fat-bottomed girls of the world. Now, Dyna will help you with your outfits.”

“Poopypotty, I’ll own the fat-bottomed girls thing because Freddie Mercury was cool. You, on the other hand, are not so cool.”

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Getting Dressed for the Catwalk Competition

“Debbie, bring that sewing kit and scissors over here. I’m gonna make a few alterations to these outfits.”

“Oh, but Gloria! Do you think you should do this? These are Oliver Olivier’s originals. You can’t mess around with an original.”

“I’m just going to do a nip and tuck here and there. They won’t even notice.”

Just as Gloria is about to tear into the dress, Dyna walks up.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you, Gloria. You’re under contract. You’ll be fined a minimum of $50,000 if you damage any of Oliver Olivier’s originals.”

“Well, you guys just have me coming and going, don’t you? We’ll see who gets the last laugh when this is all said and done.”

“Come on, Debbie, help me get dressed.”

“Oh no, Gloria, I’ll be helping you with your outfits. There are very specific accessories you must wear with both the gown and the pantsuit.”

“Fine. Give me the accessories. Debbie will help me.”

“It’s in your—”

“I know, I know. It’s in my contract. Come on, let’s just get this over with.”

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Backstage Instructions

“Follow the diagram on the floor. First, roll straight out to center stage, stop, smile, and wave. Then turn left, move to that side of the stage, and toss the scarf over your shoulder. Finally, turn right, go to the opposite side, nod to the audience, and roll back while the judges score you.”

“Whatever you say, Poopsie-face,” Gloria muttered.

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Gloria’s Dynamite Catwalk Performance

The emcee spoke as Gloria rolled to center stage, smiling and waving to the audience. Rimsky-Korsakov’s Scheherazadeplayed softly in the background.

Emcee speaking: “Gloria graces the stage in a midnight-blue silk velvet gown with silver-embroidered constellations, pearl-edged sleeves, and a crystal-dusted chiffon overlay—one of Oliver Olivier’s most exquisite creations.”

As planned, Gloria pivoted left, rolling smoothly across the stage. Halfway there, she whispered into her hidden phone:

“Siri, connect to Bluetooth speakers and play Kung Fu Fighting. Volume up.”

The disco chords blasted through the theater, stunning Jason Pooper. As Gloria neared the edge of the stage, she stuck her foot out from the wheelchair and, with one swift kick, toppled a glowing artificial tree. Lights flickered like a strobe show. Gloria whipped the scarf from her neck and waved it through the air.

The audience sat stunned, but soon rose to their feet chanting, “Gloria! Gloria! Gloria!” A roar of applause followed.

Next, she pivoted right. With a nod to the audience, she raised her hand—gloved with blades like Freddy Krueger’s—and flipped them the single-finger salute. Gasps echoed, then laughter and cheers as the crowd went wild.

Gloria rolled back to center stage, expecting low scores from the judges.

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The Judges

After a short huddle, the head judge announced:

“In Runway Poise, we give Gloria a 3 out of 5. At times she was a bit crude.

For Confidence and Stage Presence, she took full command of the stage and audience. That’s a 5 out of 5.

Fashion and Style Interpretation—4.5. She brought the dark vibrancy of her gown to life in a fiery, unexpected way.

And finally, Overall Impression: a perfect 5. She was the only model to earn a standing ovation with her name chanted by the crowd.”

Gloria’s grimace melted into a glowing smile as the applause washed over her.

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The Winner

After the other models had their turn, the judges returned to the stage.

“Before we announce the winner, we want to recognize all 12 models. Each one brought Oliver Olivier’s creations to life with style and grace. But one stood out, earning 17.5 points out of 20. The winner of the 2025 Summer Fashion Show is the charismatic Miss Gloria Cupidon! Gloria will receive a $100,000 prize personally presented by Oliver Olivier and will be featured on the cover of Vogue Magazine with a four-page interview.”

The audience leapt to their feet, fists pumping, chanting, “Gloria! Gloria! Gloria!”

At center stage, Gloria sat in her wheelchair, glowing in the spotlight, basking in her win and the thundering applause of the crowd.

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Check back next week for the continuation of this story with “Miss Gloria is on the Cover of Vogue.”

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With Love, RHC ❤️

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Rick Henry Christopher

Writing fulfills my need for intellectual stimulus, emotional release, and soothing the bruises of the day.

I’m an open book. I’m not afraid to show my face or speak my mind

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  • Mariann Carroll2 months ago

    Congratulations Rick on another Gloria Top Story. She is on a roll!

  • The Dani Writer4 months ago

    You've really put a lot into this Gloria. I think she's taking on a life of her own off the page! Congrats on the top story Rick! 🎉

  • Imola Tóth4 months ago

    I just saw this became TS! Congrats!!🎉🎉I love every episode of Miss Gloria's stories.

  • Grz Colm4 months ago

    Bahahah! Freddy Mercury and loved the slapstick comedy at the end with the lights flashing from the tree. 🤣 I have to admit this is the first one of this series I’ve read. I’m really not on much at all these day but happy to stop on by Rick! 😄

  • Wooohooooo congratulations on your Leaderboard placement! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊

  • Sid Aaron Hirji4 months ago

    nice, can't wait for next one-congrats on ts and honorable mention

  • Marilyn Glover4 months ago

    Congratulations, Rick, on your top story! Miss Gloria never disappoints.

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  • Lamar Wiggins4 months ago

    😅👏👏👏 Wow! Gloria is going places! Another hilarious episode, and I really found myself feeling happy for Gloria. Oliver Oliver's Originals! 🤣

  • Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊

  • Lightning Bolt ⚡4 months ago

    You've got a fun series going here, Rick! ⚡💙⚡

  • Cyrus4 months ago

    Congrats on TS!!!

  • Lana V Lynx4 months ago

    I’m so happy for Gloria! Not only she had fun at the fashion show, she also won a prize that can go a long way for her. What a hoot!

  • Susan Fourtané 4 months ago

    This made me laugh all the way. 😂 And what a change in the music! Miss Gloria doesn’t disappoint with the rebellious personality. I can’t wait to read the interview on Vogue!

  • Antoni De'Leon5 months ago

    Gloria is having all the fun, go Gloria...live your best life.

  • Shirley Belk5 months ago

    LOVED it! Great that you were able to use your love of music with Gloria...so glad she got to "do herself" even though the contract wanted to stifle her!

  • Tiffany Gordon5 months ago

    What a hoot! Fun stuff! Go Gloria! 🎉🥳🎉

  • Babs Iverson5 months ago

    Whoop!!! Winner!!!❤️❤️💕

  • 'Gotta' love Gloria 💕

  • Mariann Carroll5 months ago

    Another Top Story for Gloria. You got to love Gloria sponk

  • Caitlin Charlton5 months ago

    ‘Roll straight out to centre stage’ 🤣🤣 no he did not! lol kung fu fighting. I gotta say, she’s got great taste. Her performance was so her, lol especially with those Freddy Krueger blades 👌🏽 I thought all was going to end bad for her. With talks of nip and tucks. Her attitude etc. What an amazing last few words, $100,000 is awesome! I wonder what she’s going to do with it. Nice work as always, Rick ♥️🤗

  • Melissa Ingoldsby5 months ago

    She’s amazing! Love this character

  • Gloria has a lot of sass and confidence. It'd so funny and inspiring how you make this character embody the qualities many people only dream of. But with stories like yours people can start to believe in themselves again 😄❤️

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha I can't believe she won after the stunt she pulled 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Sandy Gillman5 months ago

    I love how she turned the entire show on its head. An enjoyable read as always.

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