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What innocent-seeming picture is actually heartbreaking?
This cute little boy ended up being rejected by my mother. Decades later I asked my mom what that was about and she said: “I don’t know, when he got to be three, he got ugly to me.” The other four of us didn’t know that or understand what it was about. He became the family scapegoat, taking mental and physical abuse from the brother three years older and mental abuse from the rest of us. Then my father died when he was eight and my mother moved us 2000 miles away across the country. The family went under stress, but the one brother picked on him.
By Nelson Change2 years ago in Humor
Martin the Wise
“You are visible to me, my lass. Can you see me? I know it’s no longer a pleasure to do so, but time is merciless.” “Yes, I am glad to see and hear you! Yesterday, grandfather, you said that the uprising was the beginning, the root of the Revolution.”
By D. J. Reddall2 years ago in Humor
10 Hilarious office pranks that won’t get you fired
In the hustle and bustle of the corporate world, a well-timed prank can be the perfect antidote to a stressful workday. Injecting a bit of humor into the office environment not only boosts morale but also fosters camaraderie among colleagues. However, the key to pulling off a successful office prank lies in ensuring it's lighthearted, harmless, and won't leave you updating your LinkedIn profile hastily. Here's a list of 10 hilarious office pranks that will have your coworkers in stitches without jeopardizing your job security.
By Dirk Le Roux2 years ago in Humor
Subterranean Whispers: A Village's Voyage into the Metro Mysteries
In the bustling heart of the village, Raj and Leela, two villagers dressed in vibrant traditional attire, found themselves on an urban escapade, venturing into the mysterious realm of the underground railway for the very first time. As they descended into the subway, the air filled with whispers of excitement and the promise of comedic revelations.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Tinder Travesties 2 - The Anatomy of Lawrence. Content Warning.
This article was declined upon first submission for "not meeting the quality standards." There were no other notes. I deleted a few sentences I thought could be problematic and reformatted, but it seems as though Vocal wants to censor this in-depth critique of Lawrence. We'll see if this article makes it past the censors this second time. I'll see you on the other side, friends.
By Steven Christopher McKnight2 years ago in Humor
Swagger McDagger
Swagger McDagger has so much swag that you can't comprehend how much swagger he has. Let me break it down for you guys who have little brains. First off, let's start with his shades. People think to themselves: "Why does Swagger McDagger wear shades? Is he trying to hide his identity or what? And why is he wearing all black?" Well, let me tell you something: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION SWAGGER MCDAGGER AND ALL OF HIS SWAGNESS! WHO ARE YOU WITH NO SWAGGER QUESTION THE LIKES OF SWAGGER MCDAGGER!?
By Senorfruity2 years ago in Humor
Horoscopes for February
First Quarter Capricorn: Space may be the final frontier but it’s often made on the cheap with reused sets and kitchen appliances. Don’t let this put you off your attempt at building a bargain basement warp capable shuttle. Don’t forget your duct tape
By Alan Walker2 years ago in Humor
Tech Tango: Navigating the Smartphone Symphony in Granny's Garden
In the quaint little town of Elderville, Grandma Ethel and Granny Mabel, two seasoned ladies sporting floral dresses and knitted shawls, found themselves amidst a garden of confusion and curiosity—a garden blooming with the mystique of smartphones.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Love's Serendipity
In the enchanting village of Oakwood, where time seems to dance to the rhythm of nature's symphony, fate weaves its intricate tapestry of love and destiny. Amidst the tranquil beauty of winding pathways and ancient oak trees, two souls find themselves drawn together by a force beyond comprehension. It is here, amidst the whispers of the wind and the gentle caress of sunlight, that their extraordinary journey begins
By hassen fraih2 years ago in Humor
Energy Elixirs: A Marathon of Mockery
On the track, where the scent of competition lingered in the air, Jake and Taylor, two athletes donned in sleek sportswear and fueled by ambition, found themselves entangled in a spirited discourse about the mythical elixirs known as energy drinks.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Chai, Goats, and Gears: A Love Letter to the Suzuki Mehran
Khyber Pass in a Dust Cloud: The Glorious Nonsense of the Suzuki Mehran Say adios to the slick Ferraris and the growling Lamborghinis. Today, we're throwing a party for the unsung hero of the roads, the maestro of quirky rides, the wizard of sensible-but-slightly-crazy: the Suzuki Mehran.
By Taaha Sardar Naik2 years ago in Humor
