Breakfast
An unintentional haiku for cats
Meaw! Breakfast! Breakfast!
Meaw! Give us our first breakfast!
Meaw! We want it now!
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A/N: I'm looking after these lovely cats. This morning, I went to ask them if they wanted breakfast. They looked at me, and this is what my cat mind reader translated for me. :D
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Susan Fourtané
Susan Fourtané is a Science and Technology Journalist, a professional writer with over 18 years experience writing for global media and industry publications. She's a member of the ABSW, WFSJ, Society of Authors, and London Press Club.
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Comments (3)
Hari and Milo are adorable <3 Love the haiku
So cute 😍 My cat new the word "biscuits." If I said it, she'd come running.
Awww, Hari and Milo are so adorable! Loved your Haiku!