satire
Relationship satire can be cathartic; when love hurts too much, just laugh.
jake vs gage
In the end of the biggest match of the company history in which is fuled by personal matters between two guys that are in disagreement about what a man is and their actions towards sarah. jake and gage start to rise but then kyle appears and lowblows jake to massive boos. Even after everything that jake has done for sarah kyle still cant get over the fact that she picked him over him. gage laughs as kyle tells skylar to give him the chair. sklyar grabs a chair and climbs on the ring apron looking extremely conflicted. once upon a time it was kyle, skylar and gage running things but he was the one that turned good when he met bre and he knows how much jake has done for sarah so he doesn't know what to do. The crwod is begging for him not to do this as skylar looks around thinking bout the trios past as well as all the small talks jake and him had which is the reason why skylar respects jake. however he makes his desicion. he gives kyle the chair and he enters the ring afterwards to massive boos. kyle walks towards jake whose held up by gage but out of nowhere sklyar makes his real choice and picks up kyle and powerbombs him out of the ring and he yells at gage saying that jake is 100% more of a man that gage will ever be and that he hates the person he was back when he was with gage. gage knocks him out as jake gets back up and the two trade heavy shots leading to the two falling out of the ring...leaving just the title in the ring in the middle of the ring in fact. the two on their opposite sides of the ring climb slowly back into the ring and they both stare at the title. the announcers point out that everyone has made their choice and that whoever gets the title will end up winning. they both dive for the title but its ulitmatly gage that gets it and he stands up and he decks jake with the title. gage thinks hes won. He yells at jake that he was always just a babysitter and nothing more. he goes to pin jake to the hatred of the crowd. the ref hates it but he counts 1,2,2...99 but at the last minute its revealed that there was one more person to make a choice. sarah. she has pulled the ref out of the ring. gage throws jake out of the ring and he stands in the middle of the ring screaming at her and sarah climbs into the ring and gets in his face finally snapping on him for all of his actions towards her. he shoves her down to the ring but then he looks around to see who else has jumped into the ring. he's surrounded by kristen, kenna, hananh and karlie and sarah stands up . the four girls that jake has sacrified so much for over the years are back to repay the favor for everything. its literally the 5 girls of jakes life standing together aganist the biggest threat to jake and everyone is hpyed becasue we all needed for jakes past to return and the 5 of them walk around in a circle as gage doesn't know what to do. he yells at them saying they dont dare but then they one by one they superkick gage, leading gage to drop to one knee and then sarah finally hits gage by hitting her finisher on him. gage recovers and then starts to rise but they stand next to each other and gage says jake is nothing but they all superkick him at once he stumbles back right into jake arms and jake tightens his grab as jake looks around he sees all of his allies and former rivals are stirring around the ring side. he drops gage with a a ddt. and then he takes it in and then he climbs onto the turnbuckle and hits a massive guardian angel and the ref, the announcers and the crowd count in unison 1..2...3. jake has overcame the odds and beaten gage. the first words said is the announcers in tears saying "redemption...compelte" the crowd and the roster is also in tears as sarah hugs jake in the middle of the ring. the ref comes up with the title but tony takes it from the ref and the tension is finally lowered because tony puts the title on his greatest rival and karlie hugs him- something that she has said she'll never do. Hannah and hunter join him in looking up towards the sky nodding their heads symoblising that their dad would be proud of jake and then jake shakes hunters hand finally which is something he said he wouldn't until he earned it. trevor ends up rising jakes hand... a call back to jake rising trevors hand all those years ago after jake pined trevor. everyone clapping and celebrating. the rest of the locker room and the backstage crew walk out onto the stage to celebrate and Anthony walks kole down to the ring and the two former lead the pack leaders share some words. jake drops to his knee and gets a mic and he puts the title onto koles hands and he picks him up and the family that we as fans came to realise was the family what we all needed for ourselves stand together alone in the ring. jake and sarah stare at each other and the two embrace. The crowd pops as sarah finally gets jake to ask her the question we all wanted him to ask and she quickly says yes. The show might have been meant to end then but then theres a heart warming moment as when the michpone just happens to be close enough to kole still as while being held by sarah and jake he finally mutters his first words…dadda.
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