š¢ Life Is an Amusement Park ā And I Always Get on the Wrong Ride
A painfully funny ride through jobs, love, cities ā and all the ways I accidentally bought tickets to chaos.

šļø Entry Ticket: Hope
They handed me a ticket at birth. It didnāt say muchājust āGood luck!ā scribbled in invisible ink. I didnāt ask for it, I just woke up one day with the sound of a thousand voices shouting different directions:
"Go to school."
"Get good grades."
"Find a job."
"Fall in love."
"Buy a house."
"Live happily ever after."
The world told me, āLifeās an amusement park. Just pick a ride.ā
And so I did.
š¢ Ride #1: The Career Coaster
At first, I looked around for the most popular ride. Everyone seemed to be lining up for the same thing: success. I joined the crowd, excited. This was the "Career Coaster." People wore suits, held coffee cups, and scrolled through emails like they were holding golden tickets.
From the outside, it looked exciting. Sharp turns, steep climbs, fast tracks. "You'll love this one," they said. "It's stable. It's respectable."
But the moment I got on, I realized something strange. The coaster wasnāt really going anywhere. It went up, it went down, and then ā it went in circles.
Wake up.
Commute.
Work.
Eat.
Sleep.
Repeat.
Even when I got a raise, the view barely changed. Just a higher point in the same loop. It felt like I was stuck on a carousel disguised as a roller coaster.

š Ride #2: The Relationship Ferris Wheel
Then came the Relationship Ferris Wheel. I climbed into the cozy little cabin with someone who made me laugh until my stomach hurt. Everything was slow, beautiful, and full of promises. We could see the whole park from up there.
But Ferris wheels are tricky. You rise together, but then comes the descent. One day, she got off. Quietly. As if she was never there. And I sat there, suspended in mid-air, still holding her hand in memory.
I thought love would be like bumper cars ā a little messy, maybe painful, but at least mutual.
Instead, it was a ride where I didn't realize we'd stopped until I was the only one left onboard.
š Ride #3: The City Spinner
They said moving to a new city would change my life. New lights, new faces, new dreams. I packed up everything and took the City Spinner.
But this ride was just noise. Constant spinning. Crowded subways, overpriced rent, conversations that never meant anything. I was spinning fast but not moving forward.
Some people thrive in cities. They bloom like wildflowers in the cracks of pavement.
But me? I was wilting. Drenched in neon lights and silence.

šÆ Trying to Pick Better Rides
I decided maybe I was choosing wrong. So I tried the House of Mirrors ā looking for self-reflection. But every mirror showed a different version of me. None of them felt like home.
Then I stepped into the Haunted Mansion ā past traumas, bad decisions, fears echoing in every hallway. The ghosts knew my name. They whispered the worst things Iād said to myself.
I tried the Teacup Ride ā small talk, dates, networking events ā just going in social circles, smiling until my cheeks hurt.
I even took the Drop Tower ā impulsive decisions, risky jumps, moments of thrill⦠then the crash.
Every ride left a mark. Some bruised my ego, some opened old wounds, some just left me tired.
š The Ride That Changed Me
One day, I stopped. No more rides.
I sat on a bench near the cotton candy stand. Watching.
A kid nearby dropped his cone and cried like the world ended. Five minutes later, he found a balloon and laughed like nothing ever happened.
It hit me ā maybe thatās the trick.
Stop obsessing over the perfect ride. Enjoy the messy ones. Laugh during the scary ones. Scream during the fast ones. Get off when youāre sick. Sit down when you need to breathe.

⨠Final Realization
Life isnāt about staying on the same ride forever. Itās about the experience ā the feeling in your gut when the drop comes, the wind in your hair on the climb, the dizziness after spinning, the silence after screaming.
And even when it feels like everyone else is on the perfect ride, just remember ā from the outside, all rides look fun. Only the rider knows whatās really going on inside.

š Life Tip from the Amusement Park:
Donāt compare your roller coaster to someoneās merry-go-round.
Donāt trust a ride just because it has a long line.
And never, ever, forget to scream when you need to.
This park doesnāt last forever.
So laugh hard. Cry loud. Love wild.
And maybeājust maybeāstop trying to find the perfect rideā¦
and start enjoying the ride youāre on.
š¬ Was this your ride too?
If this story spoke to your soul, share it with someone who needs to hear it. Or drop a comment below telling me ā what ride are you on right now?
Because who knows? Maybe Iāll join you.
About the Creator
F. M. Rayaan
Writing deeply human stories about love, heartbreak, emotions, attachment, attraction, and emotional survival ā exploring human behavior, healthy relationships, peace, and freedom through psychology, reflection, and real lived experience.

Comments (1)
This reminds me how unlucky i amš