What if the internet had never been created ?

Can you believe a world without the internet even exists. Sure! Here's a little bit of comedic imagination

Imagine a world where we still use carrier pigeons for online shopping which would be quite the sight to see in cities., trying to sort through all those bird droppings to find your important email? and have to wait weeks for a tweet to be delivered?. It's like, how did people survive without the constant stream of cat videos and memes to keep them entertained or No more endless scrolling through our feeds, no more "liking" and "sharing" at a frenzied pace? But the real tragedy? No social media, we would have to actually talk to people in person to know what's going on in their lives. Can you imagine the horror?. We'd have to actually talk to people face-to-face like civilized human beings. Can you imagine? No more hiding behind screens, no more carefully crafted Instagram posts, we'd have to actually go out and interact with people in person, and who even wants to do that?. Also people would be stuck with reading newspapers, can you imagine reading a newspaper ? how old school would that be!.

But seriously, a world without the internet would be a bleak and miserable place. And don't even get me started on communication. No more instant messaging, no more emails, no more video calls. We'd have to rely on snail mail and phone calls to stay in touch with our loved ones, and that just seems so slow and inconvenient. We would have to go to the library to do research for school papers, or worse, use books made of actual paper! and if you wanted to watch a movie, you would have to go to the movie theater or wait for it to come on TV, imagine the time wasting!. Thank goodness we'll never have to find out what it's really like.

"A Funny History of the World Wide Web: How a Bunch of Nerds Built a Network of Cat Videos and Political Memes":

Back in the olden days of the 1960s, the US military was all like, "Hey, we have all these fancy computers, but how are we going to use them to talk to each other? This is so frustrating!" And then they had a brilliant idea: "Let's create the internet!" And so, they funded some research and boom, the Advanced Research Projects Agency Network, or ARPANET, was born.

Fast forward to the 1970s, and the internet is starting to look a little more like the internet we know today. Researchers figured out how to link computers together and transfer data between them, and they created these things called internet service providers, or ISPs, which let people connect to the internet using their own computers. It was like magic! In the 1980s, more and more people and organizations were getting in on the internet, using it for communication and information sharing. And then, in the late 1980s and early 1990s, the World Wide Web came along and changed everything. Suddenly, the internet was a place where you could access all sorts of information and resources, and it just took off from there.

And now, here we are today, with the internet being a global network used by billions of people. It's like, how did we even function before the internet? It's hard to imagine life without it, but somehow we managed. Thank goodness the US military had that stroke of genius all those years ago

Sure, here's a more playful and lighthearted version of how the internet travels to your home:

Imagine the internet is a giant pizza, and you are craving a slice of it. So you saunter over to your trusty computer and say "Yo, computer, gimme some of that sweet internet pizza." Your computer replies, "Aye aye, captain!" and connects to your home router, who acts as the delivery boy. The delivery boy then heads out on his scooter to the nearest pizzeria, which in this case is your internet service provider (ISP). The ISP, who is the pizza chef, takes your order and starts making your internet pizza by getting the dough ready (your request), adding the sauce (data), and the toppings (website or service you want to access). The pizza chef then puts your internet pizza in a special delivery box that keeps it warm and sends it through a series of tubes (networks) to a regional hub, which acts as the pizza distribution center. Here, your internet pizza is sorted and sent to the nearest branch of the pizza chain (backbone network), which then sends it to the store closest to the pizza's final destination (server or servers that host the website or service you want to access). When the pizza finally arrives at the server, they add the final toppings (information) and put it back in the delivery box, ready for its journey back to your house. The delivery boy picks it up and brings it back to your router, who delivers it to your computer, piping hot and ready to be devoured.

And that, my friends, is how the internet travels to your home. Just like a delicious pizza, it's fast, satisfying and makes your day just a little bit better.

"A World Without Instant Pleasure: How Would Businesses and Governments Survive Without Sending Emails at 2AM?"

Without the Internet, governments would not have the same level of connectivity and communication with their citizens as they do today. Citizens would have to rely on traditional forms of communication, such as mail and telephone, to contact their representatives and government agencies. Furthermore, governments would not have the same access to public opinion and would not be able to gather data as easily. With the advent of the Internet, governments have been able to create websites and social media accounts to provide citizens with easy access to information about government services, policies, and activities. Governments also use the Internet to conduct online consultations and surveys to gather feedback from citizens on policy proposals.

For example, during the 2016 U.S. presidential election, the use of social media played a significant role in the campaigns of both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Trump used Twitter as a primary means of communicating with voters, bypassing traditional media outlets and reaching his supporters directly. Clinton, meanwhile, used a variety of social media platforms, including Facebook and Instagram, to connect with voters and mobilize supporters. In an alternate outcome to the "WHAT IF" scenario, social media platforms do not play as significant a role in the 2016 U.S. presidential election. Instead, traditional forms of media such as television and newspapers remain the primary means of communication for the candidates. Without the ability to reach and interact with voters in real-time through social media, both Trump and Clinton's campaign strategies have to adapt. They focus more on traditional campaign rallies, interviews, and speeches to convey their message and connect with voters. The campaigns do not have access to the same level of voter data and targeting capabilities that they would have through social media. This could lead to a campaign that is less effective in reaching key demographics. Additionally, The level of citizen engagement with political process is also lower in this alternate outcome, as digital voting, online consultations and e-petitions are not as widespread as in the original scenario.

"The Dawn of the Age of Ignorance: How Society would be Forced to Rely on Gossip and Rumors Without the Internet"

The internet has greatly impacted the way we access information, and has made it easier for people to find accurate information quickly and easily. Without it would likely be more difficult for people to access reliable information, and they may be more reliant on gossip and rumors as a source of news and information. This could lead to a greater spread of misinformation and a decrease in the overall quality of information available to the public. Imagine a world without the internet, where the only way to find out what's going on is by talking to your neighbors. Can you imagine trying to keep up with the latest celebrity gossip by only relying on your grumpy old neighbor who's never even heard of Instagram? Or trying to find out if there's going to be a snowstorm by only listening to the local town crier who's known to be a bit of a weather conspiracy theorist?

imagine trying to find out if the earth is round or flat in a world without the internet. You would have to rely on old maps and books from the library, but who knows how accurate those are? You might end up asking a flat-earth society member, who would tell you that the earth is shaped like a giant pancake and all the "round earth evidence" is just a government conspiracy. You'll be convinced that the world is flat, only to realize later that the only reason you believed that was because you didn't have the internet to fact check the information. It would be a world of confusion and chaos, where you can never be truly sure if the earth is flat or round, and your only source of information is a group of people who believes that the earth is a giant pancake.

"The Disruption of Online Shopping Addiction: How Would We buy useless things we don't need?"

If online shopping and e-commerce did not exist, people would have to rely on traditional brick-and-mortar stores to make their purchases. This would mean that shopping would be more time-consuming and less convenient, as people would have to physically go to stores to find the products they want. It would also mean that the availability of products would be limited to what stores in your local area have in stock. For businesses, the lack of e-commerce would mean that they would have to rely on a smaller customer base, as they would only be able to reach people within their immediate vicinity. This could make it more difficult for small businesses to survive, as they would have to compete with larger stores with more resources. This would lead to different kind of dynamic in the retail market.

Imagine a world where the only way to shop is by putting on your walking shoes and hitting the pavement. Forget about shopping in your pajamas, or in the middle of the night, or even while on the toilet (yes we all have done it). In this alternate reality, the only way to buy toilet paper is to physically go to the store, hope they have it in stock, and pray you don't run into anyone you know while making the purchase. And forget about the luxury of having groceries delivered to your door, instead you have to lug them all the way home yourself (now you know how those delivery guys feel). But the best part, you can expect to pay top dollar for goods and products. Because there's no online shopping competition, the store can charge you an arm and a leg for that jar of peanut butter, or charge you extra for the "convenience" of shopping in person. On the plus side, you'll finally get that workout you've been meaning to start. Carrying heavy bags of groceries will make a great arm day workout. Or you could turn it into a fun game, make a list of items you need and see who can find it the fastest and wins a prize of their choice.

"The Dark Ages of Education: A Hilarious Look at How Students Would Survive Without Google (Gasp!)"

Welcome to the Dark Ages of Education, where students must rely on their own wit and memory to survive. Forget about the convenience of Google, because in this alternate reality, the only way to find information is by physically visiting the library and flipping through dusty old books. Picture students huddled around a single encyclopedia set trying to find information on their research paper, while fighting over who gets to use the index. Or imagine trying to find resources for a group project, where one group member has to be the "Library Runner" and make multiple trips to different libraries to gather information. And forget about the luxury of online lectures, in this time period, the only way to learn is by sitting through a boring lecture from a monotone professor. Not to mention, there's no such thing as online quizzes or online homework submission. Imagine having to physically go to class and turn in your homework in person, and get graded by hand. But the best part, being able to brag to future generations about how you had to survive in the Dark Ages of Education and how it made you the genius you are today.

Meet Samantha, a modern-day student who's back to the pre-internet era. She's in for a shock when she realizes that the only way to research for her projects is by visiting the library and flipping through books. Samantha, who is used to finding information in seconds through Google search, is now forced to spend hours in the library poring over encyclopedias and newspapers. She'll become very well-acquainted with the Dewey Decimal System and the joy of browsing through microfilm. And forget about online lectures, in this time period, the only way to learn is by attending in-person classes and taking notes by hand. Samantha, who is used to the convenience of online homework submission and online quizzes, is now in for a shock as she has to physically go to class, turn in homework in person, and take exams on paper. But the best part, she can brag to her friends in the 21st century about how she survived the pre-internet era and how it made her a master of critical thinking, research and handwriting. Not to mention, she would develop her interpersonal skills as she'll have to rely on talking to people in order to get information.

"No Netflix and Chill? The Tragic Consequences of a Streaming-less world"

If the internet had never been created, the OTT (over-the-top) platform, which refers to the delivery of content, such as movies and TV shows, over the internet, would not exist. OTT platforms, like Netflix, Hulu, and Disney+, rely on the internet to stream their content to viewers. Without the internet, people would have to rely on traditional forms of media, such as cable TV, DVDs and Blu-rays, and movie theaters to watch their favorite shows and movies. The concept of streaming on-demand content via internet wouldn’t be possible. Additionally, the means of distribution and production of content would be different as well. Online streaming platforms like YouTube, Vimeo and Twitch would not exist, so the concept of creators and influencers using these platforms as a means to connect and distribute their content would also not be possible. In short, the OTT platform is a product of the internet, so its invention and the existence is dependent on the internet being created first.

Without streaming services, people would have to rely on traditional forms of media, such as cable TV and DVDs, to watch their favorite shows and movies. The phrase "Netflix and chill" is a popular internet slang, which is used as a subtle way of suggesting that a date or a casual meeting is actually an opportunity for sexual activity. Without the streaming service, people might have to come up with new ways to express this idea. This could lead to a world where people have to put in more effort to plan a date night, or where impromptu gatherings and lazy couch sessions are fewer and farther between. Additionally, the absence of streaming platforms would also have an impact on the entertainment industry as well. The easy distribution and production of content would not be possible, so the concept of creators and influencers using these platforms as a means to connect and distribute their content would also not be possible. All in all, the lack of streaming platforms would greatly change the way we consume and produce entertainment, making it less convenient, and changing the way we interact with each other and have fun.

"A World Without Memes: The End of the Trolls Can You Even Imagine?''

Without the internet, social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram would not exist. People would not have the ability to connect and communicate with friends and family online, share photos and videos, or be able to join groups and communities with shared interests. This would greatly change the way we interact and communicate with each other, as the internet and social media has greatly facilitated and made it more convenient for people to stay connected with loved ones, regardless of distance or time zones.

The absence of social media would also have an impact on the way we consume and share news and information. The instantaneous and widespread distribution of news and current events would not be possible. We may have to rely on traditional forms of news such as newspapers, TV news, and word of mouth. Marketing, advertising, and business will also be affected as well. Social media has become a powerful tool for businesses to reach customers and promote their products, without the internet and social media this would not be possible. All in all, the lack of the internet and social media would greatly change the way we interact, communicate and consume information and products, making it less convenient, and changing the way we interact with each other and the world.