VH1 Family Reunion: Love & Hip- Hop Edition Season 2: Episode 6

If you have small children and for some unknown reason you have decided to practice reading aloud by using my blog about this show, don’t.

The language I am about to use in this blog ain’t fit for nary a young, moldable impressionable mind.

With that bein’ said, I wholeheartedly try not to be profane when I write, but this show STILL has the ability to shock and stun me after all of these years, but before we get to the storyline, I want give a STANDING OVATION TO THE CAMERA AND EDITING TEAM!!!

I am dead serious.

Why…you’re probably asking yourself.

And the fact that you have to ask why proves my point.

The fact that the camera and editing team, and yes a TEAM was necessary, was able to successfully hide Kimbella’s horrific plastic surgery abomination… that is her ass... should be applauded.

Honestly, it wasn’t a perfect hide cuz sometimes you could see the silicone start to spin like a weathervane and her leggings looked like they were filled with lumpy oatmeal.

What?

But now it makes sense why they both on here.

Juelz has the restitution

Kimbella is gonna need surgery and more people to take care of her children because she’s gonna need to heal.

What?

Look I was able to see what appeared to be a pair of leggings stuffed with oatmeal wearin a blonde sew in???

At least I think it was a sew in.

All I’m sayin is Jonathan and Bobby Styles have better asses than Kimbella.

Who for some unknown reason became Safaree’s voice of reason?

The fake blonde leadin the blind I guess.

However, if you didn’t peep how absolutely gross that is and why I will never do that shit to my body, stop reading my blog, look for the hair and blurred out camera angles, because yes that’s a derriere ladies & gentleman.

At least it used to be.

Ugh, I never ever liked her.

Okay back to the show.

They separated the guys and the girls and they all had their own “events”.

Part of me wants to re-watch the show again for clarity but the other part doesn’t want to sit through all of the damn commercials.

I see you VH1! Y’all make me sick but go on head and make that money, Bitches!

First things first, I adore my sisters to death & I’m secure in all aspects of my womanhood. But it looked like to me that there were at least four naked women baring their coochies over steaming pots out on an open patio?

Do I least have it partly correct?

Okay great, maybe I’m just an old ass broad but I don’t see this as a bonding experience? Am I wrong to suggest that if your coochie needs steam cleaning to do it privately?

And did Kimbella melt a lil?

My bad.

Not for nothing, the guys bonding thingy looked boring as hell. I bet you not nary one of those dudes can play spades.

Maybe Rich can.

Definitely not Cisco because he would have to learn to count.

WAIT!!!

PAUSE!!!

For this episode and this episode only Safaree gets a 🍕 💩pass. And I know y’all confused as hell cuz we all just caught him cheating…

AGAIN!!!

BUT I’m giving him a pass WHY???

Because he called Cisco STUPID!!!

Maybe Rich & Peter should’ve let Safaree whoop Cisco’s slow behind?

Because Cisco moves like he needs a case worker for real.

My prediction is that he eventually enters rehab for his drinking problem, he gets visitation of his children who, when they get older, only come around when they need money until it runs out and he ends up in a group home.

I didn’t recognize not nary a song at that concert thingy.

Is Brooke an artist of any sort?

Erica seriously needs to chill cuz she’s gonna end up in an ugly ass custody battle if she keeps recording her mental breakdowns on national TV.

Jonathan is slippin on his makeup skills cuz Cyn’s face looks like braille.

CYN!!!---Water honey, drink it, gulp it!!! WASH YOUR FACE AT NIGHT!!!

So, Yo-Yo called the caterer and Stevie called a DJ?

I’m so confused so I gotta come back next week to figure it out.