Marriage Boot Camp:Love & Hip Hop Edition SEASON FINALE

Full Disclaimer:

Initially, I missed this whole episode; and I walked in on the tail end of the episode where I saw Lyrica and A1 and then Mariahlynn & Rich in the ring ceremony.

I’m just gonna be real with y’all.

Lyrica needs more help than this show could have ever provided her. The fact that she didn’t give A-1 a ring at the end didn’t surprise me. What surprised me was the disclaimer follow up at the end of the show that she filed for divorce.

Now like MiMi said, I walked in on the tail end of this show, so I did not see if A1 gave Lyrica a ring or not, but I’m only assuming by his reaction to Lyrica not giving him a ring, that he gave her one and if he did…

…Lyrica is just a foul chick.

Why is she foul, y’all are askin? Well MiMi is bout to break it down for y’all.

I’ve never heard of Lyrica until this show. Not for nothin, I ain’t never heard of A-1 either 🤷🏻‍♀️. I can’t tell you if he is an artist, a producer, or what he actually does. For all I know he was a member of that young boy group from the 90’s called IMX, formerly known as Immature. 🤷🏻‍♀️. I could be right or I could be dead wrong.

None of that really matters because by being on this show, they both got exposure of some sort. Whether or not that exposure leads to anything lucrative, who knows?

But nevertheless, Lyrica got PAID to relive her painful childhood trauma. I honestly don’t know if that was her whole intention or not, but it seems to be the case at this point.

The REAL tragedy in that whole segment is A1 & Lyrica’s son -Ocean. That poor child’s therapy bill is gonna be astronomical. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I wonder if Dr.Ish is gonna give them a discount and/or if Judge T. will give ‘em a freebie divorce. Either way, good riddance Lyrica & good luck A-1!

#IIWIIAISWIS 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ps. Aye yo, A-1, for real homie, you look like you’re teetering close to the edge. Don’t fall back into old habits. Yes Lyrica is attractive 🤷🏻‍♀️ And she was wearin the hell outta that dress, cuz let’s face it, her body is bangin. But don’t stress yourself, give your attorney a healthy retainer and make sure you do right by Ocean. Not for nothin between me & you I’d have her pee in a cup randomly as a part of y’all custody agreement. I said it at the beginning of this season and I’ll repeat myself now. Lyrica looks like she’s on opiates. And if that’s the case, she’ll lose that body in about two years and her complexion will first become filled with acne then she’ll turn grey. And since I’m not sure if she actually has talent, her looks are all she had left, and once they’re gone honey, they’re gone.

Mariahlynn & Rich.

Why couldn’t Mariahlynn’s hair color been consistent throughout this whole season?? Not for nothin, but her hair wasn’t one color on ANY episode of this season. It kept flip floppin from red to blonde. At first I thought she dyed it red, but apparently the red hair was a wig. I actually prefer the red hair on her. It livens her complexion up. And I’ll give her credit for lookin like a winter fairy at the ring ceremony because she did in fact look breathtakingly pretty. Rich looked like a caddy 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣. No shade Rich, you know I Love you more than my luggage. I really do. But ol girl has been through enough, don’t put her through no mo, and I hope y’all work it out. You too old for that creep squad lifestyle yo. Take Mariahlynn to meet Mom Dukes. She earned that much.

In closing, again, I’m DONE with this show unless they bring back someone I actually know and am invested in, OR if they bring Lola & Emmet back to complete the program. But Lola prolly is in another type of program 🤷🏻‍♀️. And we don’t know if it’s inpatient or outpatient but from the looks of of social media, Lola is none too thrilled with Dr.Ish & em, so I don’t see that as a possibility.

I also don’t see any possibility that Kastan marries K-Michelle. 🤷🏻‍♀️

But y’all gonna have to keep MiMi posted, cuz I’m out.

✌🏼💜💨

Peace, Love, Exhale