Dr Nefarious pilot draft(working title)

INT. BASEMENT - Day

DR. NEFARIOUS sets up a camera blog style and sits down behind his desk on which are a bunch of gizmos and gadgets, vials of unidentifiable liquids.

DR. NEFARIOUS

Hello fellow evildoers, if you don't already know I'm Dr. Nefarious, and welcome to my evil blog… well the death ray is coming along nicely and i managed to teleport a rat using the teleporter. Can't tell you where ait went but I teleported it… In other news Patrioman stopped me from robbing the bank, and then proceeded to hang me from the flagpole by my underwear…

(Reaching for a sheet of paper)

now its time for me to read some of the comments that you guys left during the last video. this ones from evilvilian113. Do you even have a life outside villainy? Yes i do but I'm not going to share it. Next comment is from evilscientist528. You definitely don't have a life outside of villainy. Again yes i do. Next comment, killerclown47 says no life absolutely no life. Is there any comment that isn't you don't have a life.

(Looks down the sheet of paper)

aha i found one. This one's from Patrioman, why did he have to comment on this. Lets see what it says, hey i enjoyed our little run in at the bank earlier this week and i just wanted to let you know that tighty whitys are not a good choice of underwear to be wearing. This is coming from the man who literally wears his underwear over his suit, anyway keep up the good work, it's making me look good. Your arch nemesis patrioman.

(Crumbles up paper)

well that's all for this video. I will update you guys next week that's it for this update.

(DR. NEFARIOUS shuts off his camcorder)

Well that could've gone better

INT. CAFE - DAY

MICHAEL and NED are sitting at a table talking to each other

NED

So how did the evil blog go today

MICHAEL

It was embarrassing i don't want to talk about it. I thought that we agreed not to talk about this in public, if people were to find out who i was they would-

NED

Laugh their heads off and then report you. I know this. You know, if you need any help robbing a bank or something

MICHAEL

Ned we talked about this you can't help me you have so much going on in your life and i don't want to mess it up

NED

I'm a grown man who still lives with his mother and, works at bernies funhouse. I'm just saying maybye it would be good for you to take on an evil sidekick just look at a few of the greats like(starts trailing on and on)

(NED's voice fades as MICHAEL spots HANNAH out of the corner of his eyes. he gazes at her)

NED

Hello?! Earth to MICHAEL. are you even listening to me.

MICHAEL

Huh! Oh yes I'm listening

NED

No you're not, you're checking out that waitress again.

MICHAEL

What, no I'm not

NED

Dude I've known you since high school i can tell, and besides you've never been good at hiding it.

MICHAEL

Fine i was.

NED

I don't get it, you stare and stare but why haven't you made a move yet

MICHAEL

You don't get it do you, a girl like her and and a guy like me could never end up together

NED

really dude you're going to pull that excuse on me you have been checking that waitress out since she moved into the house next to you i think that it's time you made a move.

MICHAEL

But what if she says no or worse

NED

When it comes to girls have i ever steered you wrong before

MICHAEL

Lets see there was Angela, then there was courtney the librarian, and the-

NED

ok, ok. Maybe i have been wrong on some of them but if you ever want to be in a relationship you have to take a chance and get out of your comfort zone.

MICHAEL

b-but-

NED

No buts, you're going over there and talking to her and that's final

MICHAEL gets up from his table and starts to head over to HANNAH. He and turns back to NED. NED gestures to keep going. MICHAEL slowly walks to HANNAH. She sees him and recognizes him

HANNAH

Hi Michael

MICHAEL

H-Hi hannah… how are you doing

HANNAH

I'm doing pretty well, how are you

MICHAEL

I'm doing well .hey I was w-wondering if you would like to-

MAMA

Hannah! we have two orders of chilli cheese frys and a large iced tea that need to get to table six. get moving

HANNAH

Sorry michael, I have a lot of work to do. You'll have to ask me later.

MICHAEL

Oh-ok

(MICHAEL walks back to his table in defeat)

NED

Soo, how'd it go.

MICHAEL

I didn't have a chance to ask

NED

And why not!!

MICHAEL

I was stuttering and she got called back for an order so i didn't get a chance to ask.

NED

ok we need to work on your approach but at least you went up to her today

MICHAEL

Let's go home I've got things to do.

EXT. HANNAH'S HOUSE - NIGHTTIME

A cab turns into a parking lot. HANNAH gets out of the car, tips the driver, and wishes him a good evening. she goes to unlock her door and notices MICHAEL's basement lights are on, she heads over to MICHAEL's basement door and knocks on the door

MICHAEL.OS

Come in!

(HANNAH opens the door and walks in)

HANNAH

I saw that you were home and wanted to-

HANNAH drops her keys. HANNAH sees MICHAEL is dressed in his DR. NEFARIOUS costume working on some device. MICHAEL looks up.

END OF EPISODE ONE