satire

Humor and satire to make you laugh. Everyone loves a good innuendo.

Fuck the Planet
Every night at midnight, the Purple Clouds came out to dance with the blushing Sky. They had sex, again. He couldn't impregnate Them, couldn't satisfy Them.
By ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR3 years ago in Filthy
5 Factors That Affect Prostate Gland Size and What You Can Do About It
The prostate gland is a small, muscular organ located in the male reproductive system, just below the bladder. Its main function is to produce and secrete a fluid that makes up a significant portion of semen. The normal size of the prostate gland varies depending on a man’s age and overall health. However, certain factors can cause the prostate gland to become enlarged, leading to conditions such as benign pro static hyperplane (BPH) or even prostate cancer. In this article, we will discuss five factors that can affect prostate gland size and what you can do to address them.
By Shannon3 years ago in Filthy
The Role of Diet and Exercise in Preventing or Managing an Enlarged Prostate
The prostate gland is an important part of the male reproductive system, but as men age, it can become enlarged, leading to conditions such as benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) or even prostate cancer. While age is the most significant risk factor for an enlarged prostate, other factors such as genetics, medical conditions, and medications can also contribute to the condition. In this article, we will discuss the role of diet and exercise in preventing or managing an enlarged prostate.
By Shannon3 years ago in Filthy
The 17 Signs That Your Soulmate Has Been Sleeping With You
The "friends with benefits" arrangement is extremely genuine, and many couples appear to be engaged in it nowadays. That's not to imply there's anything wrong with it. Of course, people should be allowed to explore their sexuality at any time. We are all sexual beings who deserve to know our own bodies via sex with others. However, many individuals must occasionally resort to being in relationships before they can get physically intimate with someone.
By The Secret of 60's3 years ago in Filthy
When Is It Time To Leave A Marriage, According To A Relationship Expert
You could be in a relationship with somebody you regard to be your perfect match. You may both enjoy leading fit and healthy lives. You may have two brilliant and healthy children that you nurture in a large and solid home. You could share a few interests or hobbies from time to time. You may believe that your life cannot get any better. When you engage with one another, you never dispute and always act with great compassion and respect.
By The Secret of 60's3 years ago in Filthy
Uno Stripping Game- aka Strip Uno
Strip Card Game for Adults- Strip Uno We are going to talk about how to play two different versions of Strip Uno. Rather, we are going to talk about the two possible rounds that can be played. The first round will be the typical stripping game. The second round is one that could be called the "swingers" round. That's where the real naughty happens. So, if this has your attention then read on.
By Timothy A Rowland3 years ago in Filthy
Slippered! - Chapter 9
Slippered! – Chapter 9 After a very long and leisurely lunch and a walk in a nearby park, Ying and Cherry Lin sauntered hand in hand back towards town. As they once again approached the road leading to the little Bistro, Ying's attention was drawn to a middle-aged geezer who suddenly raised his left arm, as though in greeting. Ying raised his own arm in automatic response, wondering who on earth the man was, and was surprised to receive a snarl for his pains. The man tugged at his elevated arm with his other hand, jumped into a Rover (latest model, automatic transmission, Ying' s mechanic's mind noted) and screamed off down the road with raised arm poking through the open sun roof.
By Malcolm Twigg3 years ago in Filthy
Slippered! - Chapter 8
Slippered! - Chapter 8 In the room next door, Slipper awoke under the distinct impression that he was witness to an attempted murder. At least, that's what the noise coming from the other side of the wall told him. In between the crash of toppling machinery and muffled curses, a series of shrill screams suggested that he really ought to think about leaving. Although, on the other hand, agonised exhortations to a ‘stupid fucking bitch’ to ‘put my sodding leg back,’ suggested instead that he might be better advised in hiding in case the 'stupid fucking bitch' caught him leaving and took his own leg off.
By Malcolm Twigg3 years ago in Filthy
Slippered! - Chapter 7
Slippered! - Chapter 7 “Knock it off, Carmen,” complained Harris, “I've got to get this furniture moved.” Carmen twisted his hair around her forefinger. “Never mind the furniture,” she said lazily, assuming a theatrically languorous posture, “Move me. Make the earth shake. Bring the walls crashing down about our ears.” She laughed.
By Malcolm Twigg3 years ago in Filthy
Slippered! - Chapter 6
Slippered! – Chapter 6 After a disturbed night's rest, Ying pulled up outside the 'Spring Roll' restaurant just as Kwan drew away after making his arrangements with Lin. There was something familiar about the flashy limousine he saw disappearing around the corner that Ying just couldn't place, which irritated him. He was not one to forget a car. Anyway, he had a more pressing problem on his mind at the moment. Cherry Lin's curry. The events of the past night must have had a lot to do with it but, this morning, he had a gut like a stretched inner tube. He let himself in through the side door. Cherry's father stood gabbling rapid Cantonese into a telephone and acknowledged Ying' s semaphored greeting with a raised hand. Although he was not of the 'brotherhood', Ying was guardedly tolerated by the family as a worthy suitor for their youngest daughter. Cherry was very much the modern young woman. The Lins recognised that their ways were not hers, so gave her her head. All the same, Ying was always conscious of a sense of 'not belonging' in the closed community that made up the Chinese enclave in the south-west. Still, Cherry made up for that. Except for her bleedin' curries. He pressed a hand to his midriff as yet another eructation made its presence audible.
By Malcolm Twigg3 years ago in Filthy
Slippered! - Chapter 5
Slippered! – Chapter 5 To all intents and purposes he had. During breakfast, which the group took at a communal table, Hal had sketched in for Freddy the commune's ideals. He had leaned forward earnestly across his plate. “What we stand for here, Freddy, is Universal Love. We strive for unity with the Cosmos. We love everyone and everything, Freddy. Petal, here, she loves me; she loves Zip, over there; Zip, he loves Sheila; Sheila loves me. Me, Freddy? Me? I love …you. He placed a hand over Freddy's arm and shook it gently.
By Malcolm Twigg3 years ago in Filthy
Slippered! - Chapter 4
Slippered! - Chapter 4 While Carmen slept the sleep of the almost sated, and Harris had finally collapsed - Ovaltineless - onto his bed, Freddy Lappit propped open his eyes looking vainly for somewhere to stay the night. He had turned off the motorway some time ago, in a bid to shake off his pursuers. The events of the past twenty-four hours were beginning to catch up with him, and an overwhelming lassitude was about to descend. In the darkness he had taken a wrong turn, somewhere, and was hopelessly lost. At least, that had one redeeming feature: the Kwans were now not likely to find him. What bothered him was how they had got on to him at all. As far as he could remember, he had never mentioned cousin Archie to either Sally or Lisa. It was an irritating mystery.
By Malcolm Twigg3 years ago in Filthy