comedy
Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.
Boob Tube
It was a warm summer day, and she was clad in a tube top, denim shorts and sandals as she headed into the supermarket. She did not bother getting a shopping cart or even a hand basket as she was only getting a few items. Well, as many of us know, that is when we usually get more than we initially planned. She casually made her way up and down the aisles, gathering her scant purchases when, just as she was about finished, she spotted some succulent corn on the cob which she just had to have! She began gathering some corn and by the time she was ready to pay for her items, she found her arms full. She made her way to the check out line and began unloading her purchases onto the conveyor belt. While doing so, she noticed quite a bit of corn silk adhered to her top, so she began brushing it off. The clerk, who happened to be a young man of about 20, began ringing up the items when, just as he glanced at her, she brushed so hard that she brushed her tube top off to the point where her left breast was now completely exposed. She said, "Oops," and pulled her top back up, continued with her transaction, and nonchalantly headed out the door. What else can a person do when confronted with such an embarrassing situation? One can only imagine the conversation later that the clerk had with his coworkers!
By Donna Gilchrest8 years ago in Filthy
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: The Foot Fetish 'Feet You Can Bone' Roundup Edition, Part #1
So. Feet. You may love 'em, you may be indifferent to 'em, or you may be the kind of person who regards having to touch a foot as being akin to having to shake hands with someone who's obviously just emerged from the bathroom without washing ---- unclean, potentially gagworthy, excruciatingly awkward for everyone involved, and liable to make you sprint in the direction of the nearest Purell station.
By Anne St. Marie9 years ago in Filthy
50 Ways to Name Your Lover
Genre: Humor, Satire Word Count: 2, 190 words My Rating: 3 out of 5 stars You know the funny and nauseating pet names couples give each other? What if you made up a dirty nickname for your partner. It's all fun and games until you accidentally call them that in front of your mother-in-law. This book contains 50 nicknames that sound perfectly innocent but can be hidden and dirty meanings. So even if you slip up, people will not think anything of it.
By Amora Jones9 years ago in Filthy
