And so, here we are!
Finished. Fatigued. Famished. All F words of how I really feel in this moment. Guess I should be used to it by now, but I cannot seem to really get a grip of this life. Nothing here makes sense anymore. There is barely water, no food, and a despair of humans to accommodate a party. How did I get so lucky, you asked? Well, I didn’t and that is the issue. If you are reading this, I found a hot tub during the drought and was able to send a message back to the year 2019 to tell people stop using the butter dispensers at the movie theater, that’s how we got in this situation. 2020 was just the beginning! All I remember is JuiceWRLD, Coronavirus, Elon Musk, Bat-shit crazy bats, goddamn mosquitos and everyone dying for popping a zit! I’m telling you people, stop with the butter! I know it taste good on that dryer sheet popcorn but it’s going to give you acne, then you’re going to want to pop those bumps, and if I have insinuated anything so far, DON’T POP THE BUMPS! You may think I am joking but this is no joke. Some goofball thought it would be cool to put some weird concoction in a bat. The bat got mad and started scratching and biting any and everybody in sight. These bats were making people drop like flies, which coincidently brought more flies!
