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Good Vibrations PT2
At the end of pt 1!.......... She brings herself down from the sink, slides her panties down to her ankles, slides them off then hands them to Lance and says," You see how wet you get me wiithout even touching me?!" He looks at her and says," I always seemed to have that effect on you!" She giggles and says'" Now come here and let's see how wet you can make me when you slide inside of me!"
By More Than Words5 years ago in Filthy
It is With Much Regret That I Must Inform You I Cannot Accept the Position of Your Boyfriend
Author's preface: While digging through my vast archives I stumbled across this humor piece from 2018. It was a response to an article in which the author informed a sometimes hook up partner that she would accept him as her boyfriend were he to meet a series of very specific requirements. She wrote it in the form of a job acceptance letter in which she was the company CEO and he the job applicant. It was hard to tell if she was being serious or if it was all tongue in cheek. In any case I had to respond in kind and what you see below is that response. Unfortunately I cannot locate the original article upon which this was based and did not link it for reasons I cannot recall, but most likely simple laziness. This post was particularly popular (for me) and it spurred a lot of discussion in the comments section. Not sure if this is going to make the 600 word cutoff or not so going to pad this preface with just a couple of sentences worth of nonsense in order that I might play it safe. Hmmm. Maybe just one or two more filler sentences and then I should be good. This would be the second filler sentence. And, to play it really safe, here is the third. Thank you six hundred word count minimum for another waste of thirty seconds of mine, and whoever is reading this, day. Dumbest rule, ever. In any case, enjoy!
By Everyday Junglist5 years ago in Filthy
Crimson Peek
The launch party had wound down now. Thank God. He hated these damn things. Dull as fuck, full of preening sycophant's and social climbers. Aside from the free booze, he could see very little point to these kinds of schmooze-fests, and frankly resented being forced to attend. But his publishers insisted on throwing the bloody things, and his literary agent always insisted he go. And be nice. And friendly. And sociable. And not leave after ten minutes. What a fucking cheek. Wasn’t it enough that he wrote the bloody books in the first place?
By Jupiter Grant5 years ago in Filthy
Project Princess
I don’t know why God puts these sweet, innocent, delicate Angels in my life. I didn’t mean what I said to Bubba about the church girl, I didn’t realize that fine day at the Playground she was checking me out also. The Project Princess wanted to meet your boy she thought I was uniquely special, as I knew she was.
By Timothy Kincaid5 years ago in Filthy
It Started With an "Unusual Request" and THEN it got Interesting!
Nearly a decade ago, I went through a divorce and started dating for the first time as an adult. When friends suggested I write about my experiences, I started a blog. I have been "revisiting" some of my former exploits lately, and decided to share, using my real name, for the first time. This piece was first published in April, 2013. Edits have been made for clarity and continuity.
By Allison Rice5 years ago in Filthy
Lessons in Seduction
“Have you heard?” Jenny screeches over the phone, “Chris Beckett is back in town!” “What? Really?” Chris Beckett was my classmate. Someone I’d secretly been in love with throughout most of my high school years. The one who got away. 17 years later, I still get tingly hearing his name.
By Cyra Wilde5 years ago in Filthy
Sex Tips for Women: Hinting for Sex
Let's face it, sometimes men are simple creatures and enjoy simple requests. If anyone has ever seen the movie What Women Want, men would effectively have the code to our thoughts and opinions of what we want and how we want it.
By Heather Wilkins5 years ago in Filthy
Online Dating Pet Peeve
Nearly a decade ago, I went through a divorce and started dating for the first time as an adult. When friends suggested I write about my experiences, I started a blog. I have been "revisiting" some of my former exploits lately, and decided to share, using my real name, for the first time. This piece was first published in March, 2013. Edits have been made for clarity and continuity.
By Allison Rice5 years ago in Filthy
