Socialator legal
Title: The Compassionate Companionship and Decriminalization of Intimate Services Act
Preamble:
In recognition of the fundamental human need for connection, support, and autonomy, the State of Illinois endeavors to establish a profession dedicated to providing compassionate companionship and emotional assistance, while simultaneously addressing the legal status of intimate services. Drawing inspiration from the esteemed Socialator Guild of "Battlestar Galactica," this law seeks to create a new job role known as Compassionate Companions, who shall serve as beacons of empathy, solace, and understanding within our communities, while also decriminalizing consensual adult intimate services.
