If You're Not Getting The Regular B & J From Your Partner Try A More Giving And Understanding Approach

We all love it when date night comes with those special favors our partners do for us. But, when is it alright to ask for the B & J? The truth is, hardly ever. So, it makes getting them all that more memorable and can leave a fellow a little deprived of those oral pleasures of life if he doesn't understand how to facilitate getting them. Of course, partners are all different and there are no guarantees, but a change in mentality, once upon a time, worked really well in my experience.

Oral Coitus

Yep, it feels great. That’s the sentiment you’ll most likely hear if you were to ask a thousand guys if they like the B & J and why. There’s something erotic and enjoyable about having someone commit Oral Coitus on you. But, why don’t people voluntarily commit Oral Coitus with greater frequency? They know their partners enjoy it. They know that their partners love it when it happens. So, why not just do it?

Well, if you’re lucky enough to have someone that deeply enjoys giving you that level of pleasure, then there are two words that you should hear. MARRY THEM! No, I’m just kidding. Well, maybe you should think about it.

In the realm of physical intimacy, and I’m speaking to the guys, nothing is constituting more of a physically intimate gift than when someone is delivering that mind-blowing B & J. Before you argue the point, take a look down at yourself the next time you’re in the restroom, the next time you are in bed, or the next time you’re in the shower. Overall, genitalia is not an attractive piece of the human anatomy, particularly the male genitalia.

So, when you are trying to insinuate that you want one of those fabulous B & J’s that your partner is so great at, and I’ve known some that you’d swear had a god-given skill for, take into account what you’re requesting.

Reciprocity

If you want to increase the frequency of the B & J, consider how much reciprocity there is in your relationship. Listening to women talk, there seems to be plenty of desire for us to do them. If we're wanting them to be that partner that "Loves" sucking it, then we better act like a trip down under is freaking Disneyland.

Right now, if you go on tick-tock and scroll around enough you’re going to stumble onto a few dozen videos of women talking about what a guy deserves if he “eats it” for his pleasure and how he deserves a sandwich. Are you one of those guys that “eat it” for your pleasure?

If you’re not taking that regular trip down south with a pair of silky-skinned ear warmers, why would you expect that your partner is taking a regular trip down to WeinerVille to taste the world’s least attractive body part? I mean, look at the dammed thing, do you want to treat that thing like an all-day lollipop? It’s veiny, slightly wrinkled around the edges, and carrying around to balls in a sack that is just not fun to look at.

After spending ten or so minutes down south yourself, she’ll be much more likely to feel the urge of reciprocity come over her. Oh, and if you want to get that sandwich, take a trip downtown every so often just because you’re tongue needs a workout.

Getting good at oral coitus isn’t that hard. Just listen and remember, the deafer you get from those silky skinned ear warmers that are clenching down on your head, the better you’re doing.

When Is It Alright To Ask For The B & J

I find that you’re almost better off if you never ask. It sounds crazy, but never asking, it allows your partner to feel the whimsical side of things. Everything is on her terms and it’s almost a reward for being you when she does it to you. Showing overwhelming appreciation, and no I don’t mean trying to get her to drink a cup of your cappuccino, encourages her, and lets her know she’s got a fabulous tool in the arsenal.

Times that it seems socially acceptable, however, are when she intimates that she wants to know what you’re thinking. If it’s an intimate time, and in the right place, there is a way to convey your desire without her feeling pressured or pushed into something.

“How great your lips would feel on me right about now,” is a great sentiment. Wait until she’s gotten you worked up, or the two of you have gotten each other worked up before you say it. In a mature and healthy relationship, that’s the one true time it’s alright and acceptable to admit you were thinking about the B&J.

Thoughts On Oral Coitus

I once knew a brilliant woman that told me “if you get too good at eating the cat you drive your woman crazy.”

I say, drive them crazy. They’ll appreciate that about you and perhaps, fix you a sandwich. Maybe, they’ll even drive you crazy while you’re eating that sandwich. Either way, the happier your partner is with you, the more your intimate times are going to venture out of those basic positions that get stagnant and have you sneaking off for a date with a bottle of lotion and a computer screen. And remember, if it doesn’t feel like she’s a Russian Spy in a James Bond movie that is trying to suffocate you between those thighs, then you’re probably still needing some practice. Shout out to Famke Jensen!