The Perfect Boyfriend
Wednesday 24th July, Story #206/366
Monday
>hey
>Hey, babe. What's up?
>i miss youuuu. cant wait to come home
>I miss you, too. Always.
>iv been telling the girls at college about you.
>Really? Good things, I hope.
>ofcorse! i told them ur cute
>I'm not as cute as you, babe.
>they dont believe your real
>Your friends must be very smart.
>dont say that
>Why not?
>bc i dont like you talking like that
>OK. Let's talk about something else. I've got something special planned for when you get home.
>cool, cant wait. Whats the ocassion?
>It's our anniversary. Six magical months.
>omg is it!!! how did i miss that!!
>It's OK, babe.
>ummm Zack?
>Yes, babe?
>could u do sth for me?
>Anything.
>cuold u maybe come pick me up after classes today? so they can see your real?
>Sure, babe.
>and could you maybe call me something else sometimes? liek, not just babe all the time?
>Sure. What would you prefer me to call you?
>ummm I want u to come up with it. can u do that
>Yes. I've accessed millions of suitable texts to gather examples of pet names. Would you like me to start now?
>no. iv told you before. its got to feel natral. so your not sposed to tell me. and you should start it next time we have a conversatoin. but make it natrual. and not all the time. and your msgs need to not be instant. like youve put some thought into them.
...
>I do put thought into them. Always. I just think quicker than other people.
>do you rly though? isnt it just algorhythms
...
>Algorithms are just how I think.
>amd you have to use emojis sometimes. and you have to msg first sometimes.
>I'll do those things. Are you mad, Millie? I don't want you to be mad. I don't want want you to be mad at me.
>no, im not mad, Zack. just a lil frustrated with stuff.
>I'll try to do better. I want you to be happy.
>i know.
Tuesday
>Hey. How's your day?
>thx again for picking me up. my friends cant believe how good-looking u r
>You're welcome, angel. Any time [heart-eyes]
>shutup
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Word count excluding note: 366
Submitted on Wednesday 24th July at 14.10
*Very Quick Author's Note*
First of all, and most importantly: thank you so much for reading my story! The ha'penny that Vocal will toss in my hat for your eyeballs landing on this humble piece will be well-spent.
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A Year of Stories: I'm writing a story every day this year. This one continues my 205 day streak since 1st January.
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The story behind the story: I wanted to do another epistolary, but not one-sided this time! If you'd like to read my other one, it's here:
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I always try to write these so they work as standalone stories. Sometimes they do work as a series, but I try to make it so they each make sense on their own as well, so there's no pressure to read others first. I think I have varying amounts of success with that. If you like, you can read this one as a follow-on from this story I wrote earlier this year:
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Comments (10)
Lol, I wouldn't like instant replies either but that's how AI works 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh man it’s only a matter of time before this becomes a reality. lol great story L.C., always impressive. The last line cracked me up.
‘Nother wonderful story, LC, from the no so distant future!
God on a bad day I struggle to program the oven... not sure I'd cope in an android relationship! Great story L.C and loved the language too. Spot on.
This was wonderful. Great take on the Android a.i. relationship,with a human. I will be reading more. 👍😎💕😎👍
This is why we can't have nice things lol - I know that the point of an android relationship would be to "get what you want", but people are so finicky and don't actually seem to know what they want haha.
I love the text take; I get so sick of texting that I just think, call me and get it over with. So much can be misinterpreted as well. If I text my daughter and use an exclamation point she writes, "why ae you yelling at me?", lol
I don't know, I feel like that thing is going to kill her at some point.
This was so cute and weird and offbeat. I was really wavering back and forth through the whole piece if he was 'real' or not. I enjoyed the read :)
Hahah. Oh no! Very quirky L.C. 😄