The art of having nothing to say

Having nothing to say can most easily turn into having nothing to say.

Chatting is a very delicate art -

A and B, after a long goodbye encounter and a few words of pleasantries, asked B: "Is your child studying well?" B replied: "No." Two words, choking A can not say.

A more heartbreaking is that B as microblogging control, the same day indignant tweeted: "I finally pulled off the face, bravely said bad ...... when, the Chinese can no longer care about other people's children's learning, our children grow up in an environment that may not be so sick. "

A grabbed me, spit spit exasperated: "How sick I am ah I care about other people's children's learning! I can't even remember if her child is a boy or a girl! I just have nothing to say, find a topic to talk about family!"

Dumpsters are also an essential ingredient of city life, and I don't mind contributing my ears and shoulders - if she intends to shed tears. But comfort is a paid item, so not only do I not sympathize, I gloat: "Serves you right, it's easiest to find something to say when you don't have anything to say, who told you to bring up the pot?"

Almost like a crab foaming at the mouth: "She is the emperor, every move has a note? I don't know which pot is open and which pot is not open in her house. Besides, the child is even a safe topic, that the other, work, husband ...... may be iced."

I have also encountered a similar dilemma: college classmates reunited after many years, a pass "you have not changed" "you have not changed" "you are more and more beautiful" after I asked. "How is your father?" She laughed twice and didn't answer me. I immediately remembered that her mother had died and her father had remarried, and this place was expected to have a mine, not to go. My husband would never dare to ask. These days, everyone's marital status is changing rapidly, and only older, old-school people will not know the depths: "Your lover ......" at any time the risk of being flipped off. Quickly turn off the topic: "How old are your children?" She replied, "Not having a child." The first thing you need to do is to ask a question.

With trepidation, ask for a title again, this time just in time to enter the port, she rattled off to me complaining about her colleagues and leaders for half an hour, I ...... have been struggling to say: "There is also a little something to go first." I didn't know any of the people she mentioned; the college windfall in her eyes sounded to outsiders like a symphony of fate played by a single finger, out of tune, not to mention the shocking waves.

Unfortunately, I have more embarrassing encounters. Full of heaps of joy, gently exclaimed: "You've lost weight." "Where, I have gained 20 pounds." "...... does not show, this dress wears well." "Hey, it's been ten years or so, old clothes." "...... must be a classic model." "No way, my kid wears the unwanted ones." --Defender Su Qin reincarnated, barrister Danno reborn, probably also had the urge to slap the cutlery on her head.

I confess I do not remember her fat and thin, just like passerby A also did not hang passerby B's children in the heart. A meal, an encounter, a business before the pleasantries, is equivalent to the old time bean shed melon frame between the gossip family, chatting, just open face laugh, after not thinking about it. If you are a cultural person, you can talk about the life and death of Zhang Eiling and the vinegar of Lin Huiyin; if you are a business person, you can ask about the trend of real estate; if you are an elegant housewife, you can exchange the twenty-three ways of making sweet and sour pork; if you are the most ordinary mother-in-law, you can just ramble on about the food, oil and salt, and the chicken and garlic.

Therefore, I sincerely appeal: no matter how much the day-to-day, or a little attention to the stock market, celebrity gossip, world events, or the magic of creation. Just for the sake of, raw Zhang cooked Wei gathered, ordered a table full of your favorite food, in addition, to introduce you to a book of astronomy.

Of course, the easiest secret to chat is to curse: curse current events, curse global warming weather, curse prices, especially housing prices, curse people's hearts, and moral degradation ...... everyone resonates, and everyone can agree. We cheerfully scolded a pass, as to have gone to a group toilet. Just the neighboring people, will not feel the stink? It is better to say "Mercury he has no satellite good lonely" is more interesting, and increases knowledge, beneficial to life.