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The sugary guide to good sleep.
Once upon a time in a town not far from our dreams, where the trees are made of cotton candy and the streets are paved with jelly beans. Where houses are made from gingerbread, and the chocolate rivers flow past, lives Hapless, the sweetest bean of all the beans in Sugarville.
By Domenique Snyders 4 years ago in Fiction
A Second Helping of Pickles: A Day in the Life of the Celestial Wombat
Humans always assume Jesus is a straight, white man with flowing hickory-colored hair, a length of bushy beard, and an ethical sense of justice. There’s only a few things you really need to know to understand the complexity of my true personality. Firstly, I defecate in cubes. I litter tiny squares of cosmic shit all over the galaxy. How’d you think the Earth was created? No, gravity didn’t pull a million particles of dust and gas to form the planet. I just had a bit too much Taco Bell. Speaking of which, it takes me seventy of your Earth hours to digest a meal. They say Rome wasn’t built in a day and well…I guess they’re right. The last thing you need to know about me? Take a deep breath. This might be a lot for your pocket-sized human brain.
By Charleigh Justice4 years ago in Fiction
The Chicken
‘She said it might put things in perspective.’ Nellie said with a blush and an awkward smile. ‘But, what will I do with a chicken?’ I asked as I moved a pile of dirty dishes out of the sink.
By Benjamin Wolfe4 years ago in Fiction
Dear Xylo (Publication #2)
Dear Xylo is an advice column published weekly. Xylo is an expert at nothing, yet answers questions on every topic. Sometimes he is spot on and other times he's dead wrong - that's the chance you take with Dear Xylo.
By Rick Henry Christopher 4 years ago in Fiction
Want to Leave 9-5 Behind?
There weren’t always dragons in the Valley. The San Fernando Valley, that is. And that empty niche is one that Dragon Shifters, Inc., a just-launched headhunter, is working hard to fill. Are you searching for a meaningful way to change your life? This might be exactly what you're looking for!
By Hillora Lang4 years ago in Fiction
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By Harry smith4 years ago in Fiction
Dude, Is That a Dragon or am I Just High? . Top Story - May 2022.
"There weren't always dragons in the valley." “Dude, stay off the acid! That’s a lizard.” "No, Josh. It’s got wings. It was flying!”
By Cathy holmes4 years ago in Fiction
The Little Monster
It was a trying year for Philip Muzzello. Going through some sort of mid-life crisis, he had purchased – on credit at a fixed APR of 15% – the red Italian sports car of his dreams. He had no idea it would lead to his end-life crisis.
By Robert Bear4 years ago in Fiction
Hillbilly Vampire
Table of Contents Chapter Title Chapter A Saturday Night 1 The Last Lap 2 The Plan 3
By Robin Neudeck4 years ago in Fiction
Rong Is Wright
“I haven’t written a word in two years,” said Audley Ruan. To the cafe’s server, he ordered,“Chicken salad on rye, and a cup of chai,” before he pivoted back to face his mysterious companion. “Writer’s block, I can handle, but this—”
By Eric Wolf4 years ago in Fiction
Sweet 16 Slay
There weren't always dragons in the Valley. Drug dealers and gangbangers, for sure. Like, pimps, porn stars and homeless people, totally. But, you’d come to expect that in San Fernando.
By Shamona Pretz4 years ago in Fiction
The Swarm
There weren’t always dragons in the valley. Now though, there are swarms of them; mosquito sized, flying, fire breathing lizards. People barely leave their homes now, in fear of suffering from multiple bites from small, shark toothed mouthes, or burns suffered from the tiniest of flamethrowers. On the plus side, they eat most nuisance flying insects, so I guess they’re not all bad. Who am I kidding, they flew off with my dog For Pete’s sake! I’m terrified of them, even though they‘re tiny.
By Mercury Z. Fugere4 years ago in Fiction