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RoboFriend
Jack was a little guy with a lot of imagination. He loved to play with his toys and go on adventures with his puppy, Lady. One day, as they were playing in the living room, Jack noticed something on the TV that caught his eye.
By Christopher Franklin Hyer3 years ago in Fiction
Jack, the Donkey's Humorous Journey
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a donkey named Jack. Jack was a very proud donkey, and he always bragged about his strength and his intelligence. The other animals in the forest couldn't stand his bragging and often made fun of him.
By MR.Ghost3 years ago in Fiction
Blabbermouth
- WARNING: This story contains adult language - "If walls could talk..." I love that phrase. I love it because it's truer than any person that speaks it could even begin to imagine. I love it because, in an ego-stroking fashion, it reveals our value beyond that of holding up a ceiling, of keeping weather out. We don’t just protect you from rain and heat and theft, we provide privacy. We protect the secrets of horrible and well-meaning people alike without prejudice...without consent really.
By Paul Martyn3 years ago in Fiction
Emily Found
Emily Found: Her Affection Once more Some time ago, there was a young lady named Emily. She was a brilliant, dynamic young lady who had everything going for her. She had a fruitful vocation, a caring family, and a gathering of affectionate companions. Notwithstanding, there was one thing that she was unable to get right: love.
By Srini V3 years ago in Fiction
Time Traveler
John had always been fascinated by history, but not in the traditional sense. He didn't care about dates and names, but rather the idea of what could have been. What if the great fire of London had been put out before it spread? What if JFK had never been assassinated? These thoughts kept him up at night, and eventually, he became obsessed with the idea of altering history.
By Shatrughan Bauri3 years ago in Fiction
Time Capsule Haiku
A Haiku About Time: The Beauty of Timeless Words Time is an elusive concept that has fascinated poets and writers for centuries. The haiku, a Japanese form of poetry, is a perfect example of how time can be captured in words. It is a minimalist poem that can convey complex emotions in just a few words. In this article, we will explore the beauty of haiku poetry and how it captures the essence of time. We will also discuss the best ways to write a haiku about time and the techniques used to make it a timeless piece of art.
By Shatrughan Bauri3 years ago in Fiction
One Day
One Day: The Journey of a Lifetime If you're looking for an adventure of a lifetime, you need to experience a day that will leave you feeling exhilarated and inspired. One day, where anything is possible, and your dreams become a reality. It's the kind of day that will stay with you for years to come, and that you'll talk about for a lifetime. So, what does a perfect "One Day" look like?
By Shatrughan Bauri3 years ago in Fiction
Stonewalling
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By Stephen A. Roddewig3 years ago in Fiction
If Walls Could Talk...
If walls could talk, Lynne Lining would have been in her element. Well, Lynne was in her element, barking orders. "'Cid! Move that celery over here! Zy! Why haven't you sorted that peanut butter yet? There's more coming down the chute any minute now, and we've got to get this stuff put in the right cells! Let's go!"
By Mack D. Ames3 years ago in Fiction
The Same Four Walls
I've heard the phrase, 'if walls could talk' so many times. It's so ridiculous because we actually do! We just don't talk to the humans who dwell within us. Seeing how scared they become with fictional ghost stories, it never seemed to be a good idea. How boring would our life be if our human moved away in fear and we never got another to entertain us? That doesn't mean we don't have a little fun ourselves. East is the only one of us who has done it. With a view of the hall, East sees when the human is near and sometimes she whispers unintelligible words to see how the human will respond. The rest of us giggle when the human peeks into the room with that fearful hesitation. I think the best laugh we had was when East made squeaking noises and the human thought there was a mouse. If we were a floor we would have been rolling laughing.
By A. Marler3 years ago in Fiction
Sunnyside Academy
“If walls could talk”. I bet you’ve heard that one. Of course walls can talk. It’s just a matter of who we have the good sense to talk to. Right? Humans are quite self-centered, so if we don’t choose to talk to them they assume we can’t talk. You and I know better.
By Dan West3 years ago in Fiction
Do you have any funny jokes?
Do you have any funny jokes? 1, the husband went to take a bath, a female friend on his mobile phone message to: what are you doing? On the spur of the moment, I replied: I was thinking of you. They say: Really? I was bored, so I replied: I sent that message. I'm his wife. The other person replied in seconds: Great! I wondered: Huh? What's too good? Can we talk for a while while they're gone? I'm her husband!
By jason3 years ago in Fiction