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Oh, You Scombottled Dool Ass!. Content Warning.
I searched high and low for my phone. I was sure that I had put it on the chair arm, but it wasn't there. "What the fuck?" I said to my friend, Janice who was trying to help me find it.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Fiction
MyMyMine
She screams… As a father of a highly energetic three year old, you become conditioned to differentiate various screams you hear throughout the day.
By Alexis Dean Jr.2 years ago in Fiction
Do You Own Your Dream? Part I
Inspired by Liam Ireland’s: The Life Of A Writer, Lots Of Hard Work And A Little Inspiration. And these words inspired me to write this story.
By Annelise Lords 2 years ago in Fiction
Do You Own Your Dream? Part II
“Then you will die without living,” someone said pushing silence away. “I don’t care what you say,” a small female eased closer as someone handed her a microphone. “If the bank can take it away, I won’t be able to enjoy it until it’s mine.”
By Annelise Lords 2 years ago in Fiction
Shituation
“Rhonda, where’s the Splenda?” “We’re out Mark. You’ll have to use regular sugar.” “That’ll blow my diet.” He pressed the button to turn on the Breville. “The light on the damn espresso maker is flashing. We need to replace the filter.”
By Joyce O’Day2 years ago in Fiction
"Secrets of the Mystery Gully"
chapter 1 :The Prophecy Unveiled The sun hung low not too far off, projecting a warm shine over the old city of Eldoria. Inside the consecrated lobbies of the Incomparable Library, researchers and copyists pored over dusty books, their eyes land with information and interest. Among them stood a figure, covered in a worn-out shroud, their eyes fixed on an endured material.
By home doctor2 years ago in Fiction
Long Spongy-Legged Spandulaula Thingymabob!
The eight-legged spider looked at me with all its eyes. It carefully dodged my spider catcher. Of course, it would! I wouldn't want to go out in this freezing weather either!
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Fiction
Chloe's Love Story: A Tale of Unconventional Romance
In the bustling city of New York, amidst the chaos and confusion of daily life, a love story unfolded that was anything but ordinary. It was a tale of unexpected encounters, broken hearts, and the power of second chances. This is the story of Chloe, a young woman with a tumultuous past, and Dylan, a proud man who learns the true meaning of love and compassion.
By Johnson Bennis2 years ago in Fiction
Phlurk
"Phlurk you, phlurk you, and oh yes....phlurk All of you". "Sir, you can't use that word in here, there are children and 'ahem', ladies present".
By Novel Allen2 years ago in Fiction
Albamanniach
"Look, it's my culture, my heritage," Sasha said and shrugged as she scrolled through TikTok, "plus, the accent is so cute."
By S. A. Crawford2 years ago in Fiction
Crenvy
“Hon, we have to get some dinner. I’m starving!” “Fine, Mom, after this episode. There’s only five minutes left.” Grace has to turn off the television to stop her daughter from starting another episode of her favorite cartoon featuring those adolescent mutant reptiles. She lures the girl into the car with the promise that she can pick the restaurant.
By Leslie Writes2 years ago in Fiction
"Secrets of the Mystery Gully: Amelia's Uncommon Excursion into the Unexplored World"
In the charming domain of Aradia, where wizardry courses through the very air and dreams come to fruition, a story of exceptional predetermination is going to unfold.
By home doctor2 years ago in Fiction