Relationship Advice
Text Messaging Drabble
Greg, I need your advice.
Sure, Annie, what’s up?
I like someone you know.
Oh, great, did you tell him?
Not yet, still thinking how.
Just tell it like it is, don’t be a tool.
I liked you from the day we’ve met, do you think we can try a relationship?
This is f*cking great, just text it like that.
I just did.
Great! What did he say?
This is f*cking great, just text it like that.
What a f*ckwit! Are you sure you really like him?
...
Now I’m not.
...
Just messing with you. Sure, let’s try a 'ship.
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Author's note: I wish I knew how to put this conversation into a text exchange format like people do with graphics. Obviously, ChatGPT was not of great help with this, but I hope your imagination can take you there.
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Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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Comments (10)
Funny!
Hahahahaha! Homerun!
So much fun, Lana! Very lighthearted!
Haha! This is gold! The banter is sharp, the twist is perfect, and the vibe is super casual yet heartfelt. Feels like something straight out of a rom-com text convo.😆 Great work!
Hahahahahahhahaha I would have slapped Greg is it wasn't a conversation through texts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, maybe you can ask ChatGPT which website or app can do that text format thingy
🤩😂😂😂 hilarious!!
Hahahahah I loved this!!
Lk - Well you certainly are eclectic re; your funnin' topic choices from borscht to bored: If anyone doesn't need Ai advice it's YOU..! Jk
Ha! So good! Epic last line!
This is fab well done