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Puzzlmentationismitis

The incredible ideas and meanings behind the words of this particular challenge....unbelievable incrediblement.

By Novel AllenPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Puzzlmentationismitis
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Being asked to invent words was not completely and fully thought out by the Voogling peoples of Voocal. Having no idea what they were then unleashing upon themselves, they set us to work concocting fake words.

We all sat at our computers and somehow set our misplaced minds to work. I imagined some of the most ridiculous kind-of-word-ish words. If I really took the time to write them all down, people's hair would either fall out or become completely gray with age and time, as yet I still would be voogling away at faking words.

Like totally OMG, LOL, what in the name of Jezu, and huh...what the heck does that even mean. What were we even thinking, when we thought up this circumventing, circumnavigating, seriously turning the word upside-down and helter-skelter to see if I can actually decipher what we all are trying to say.

Again, what in tarnation was Voocal thinking, when they asked us to have so much fun faking stuff.

REALPOETOLITICAL - for REALPOETIC, our lovely RP story writer

GRZYCOMB - For my friend Grz Colm

PAULITICAL - Yes Paul, that is you

MOTHERCOMBOVER - sORRY mOTHER cOOMBS

PASTORANDYCANDY - He-he, got you Randy

MIKETHETYKEONAMOTORBYKE - Hi Mike

KATHMANZOOAMENDA - Catherine my dear

HANNAMOORISH - So FUNNY HM

NAVEEDORAMA - oopsy

SIDSATISFIED - Hi Sid

LAMAWIGGLES- Lamar Wiggins

CELIAWONDERLAND- Celia in Underland

CAROJANED - Carol Jane

KENDALTHEFOE - K Defoe

RICKYKRISSY - Rick C

DONAFOX - Self explained

Sorry, I have run out of space

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Novel Allen

You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. (Maya Angelou). Genuine accomplishment is not about financial gain, but about dedicating oneself to activities that bring joy and fulfillment.

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  • Teresa Renton2 years ago

    Ha ha! Late to a party (again) but I’m glad I arrived. This is so fun, light, uplifting, and super feel-good 😂. Loved it! (Has Hannah seen this yet?)

  • Mariann Carroll2 years ago

    Nicely done with great humor!!!!

  • Tiffany Gordon2 years ago

    LOL! That was Supercute No No! 😁

  • Grz Colm2 years ago

    Your lucky I didn’t get the combover one lol! Yet maybe you think my hair is disheveled and needs a brush/comb? 😅😆

  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    LOL! Now Dharr's most recent comments make a lot of sense. lol. I love how Donna Fox and Celia got really lovely words. Thanks for making me laugh. Loved this bit of funny and of course the shout-out. I will need to use Paulitical in the subtitle of my next moany piece haha!

  • Lol, my favourite was Paulitical! I'm gonna use that to him from now on! Instead of commenting 'Awesome story', I'm gonna say 'Paulitical story' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    LOL!!! Bravo on your humorous word and words story!!!❤️❤️💕

  • Sid Aaron Hirji2 years ago

    Thanks for shoutout. Ya interesting challenge

  • So much fun. When I was in college my nickname became Candy Crock after two members of the school's trustees couldn't read my handwriting. Before that, some friends who decided I needed a nickname came up with Randall Randolph Rudolph Duke Knackendager Knock. Personally I prefer the literal route. Yep, just call me Horny.

  • Lamar Wiggins2 years ago

    Lol. I admit, this was a fun challenge. I still have 4 words I never wrote stories for. Gonna try and crank out at least 2 today before deadline. Hannahmoorish😂.

  • Lana V Lynx2 years ago

    This was funny, LOL.

  • Mother Combs2 years ago

    I am starting to get thin, although it's nowhere near that thin yet, lol🤣

  • Gerald Holmes2 years ago

    Lol!! I love this

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