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Phone Home 😞

Thursday 16th October, Day/Story #147

By L.C. SchäferPublished 3 months ago • 1 min read
Phone Home 😞
Photo by Iván Díaz on Unsplash


It's a terrible thing, to be homesick. There's no cure, either. I should know. I checked.

It turns out, the more light-years away you are, and the longer it's been, the worse the bouts can get.

I tried putting down roots on this planet, I really did. It hasn't helped.

They don't like me, here. That makes it worse. I tried blinking more often, making fancy cars, buying one of their biggest social media platforms, and doing a cameo on The Big Bang Theory. Nothing helped. I still hate it here. They still hate me.

I just want to go home.

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This is a drabble for Lana's challenge:

Which I believe might have been sparked by my little alien scribble:

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  • Andrea Corwin 2 months ago

    I like your take on this. His whiney self and how he tried to fit in.

  • Lana V Lynx2 months ago

    Loved it, LC, and yes, the challenge was inspired by your story.

  • The Dani Writer3 months ago

    The things bipeds do to fit in. Tsk-tsk! Now I wanna go home too!

  • Sean A.3 months ago

    Almost makes me feel s- nope, still don’t. But great job!

  • I can't believe I feel sad for him hahahaha. Loved this!

  • Stephanie Hoogstad3 months ago

    I didn’t think that I could feel bad for Elon Musk, but you made me feel bad for alien Elon. Well done.

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