Phone Home 😞
Thursday 16th October, Day/Story #147
It's a terrible thing, to be homesick. There's no cure, either. I should know. I checked.
It turns out, the more light-years away you are, and the longer it's been, the worse the bouts can get.
I tried putting down roots on this planet, I really did. It hasn't helped.
They don't like me, here. That makes it worse. I tried blinking more often, making fancy cars, buying one of their biggest social media platforms, and doing a cameo on The Big Bang Theory. Nothing helped. I still hate it here. They still hate me.
I just want to go home.
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This is a drabble for Lana's challenge:
Which I believe might have been sparked by my little alien scribble:
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Comments (6)
I like your take on this. His whiney self and how he tried to fit in.
Loved it, LC, and yes, the challenge was inspired by your story.
The things bipeds do to fit in. Tsk-tsk! Now I wanna go home too!
Almost makes me feel s- nope, still don’t. But great job!
I can't believe I feel sad for him hahahaha. Loved this!
I didn’t think that I could feel bad for Elon Musk, but you made me feel bad for alien Elon. Well done.