Origin Story

She never really knew if she was coming or going. She never stopped moving.... just aimless and care free.....ever nonchalantly moving. That being said..... she knew damn well what she was doing this day!!!

I woke up to little doll parts on the bed and leading a trail. I thought to myself ....this is quite interesting ....and then contemplating taking the window to exit the room. Since the second floor persuaded me to grin and bare it I wiped my eyes and threw the covers back and made my way through the epic trail of misgiven doll extremities.

I made it through the hall and to my complete horror.... the trail lead down the stairs. By this time I'm wishing I would have put something on besides my birthday suit....but it was too late now.....fully committed!!!

By the time I made it through the kitchen to the garage door....I was immensely impressed at the amount of doll parts. Not even the slightest mad at the cost...just kinda like....wow...this took thought! We pull in a great income anyways and are nearest neighbors are a mile and a half away...I had no problem following the trail wherever she goes.

As I opened the garage door and entered I noticed someone was in the car....but not my wife. That's when I herd the door slam shut with a lock and a laugh. I yelled "Really!?" in an amused voice. Then I noticed the writing on the windshield. "Come and get it!!! I'm Horney!!!" with a blow up sex doll behind the wheel! With my second "Really" there came an honk from the car alarm....along with another laugh.

"I'm gonna get yoooou!" I said in a playful tone "Noooo you're not!" was her reply...in the same tone. "There's no way you're gonna unlock this door is there?" I said in a deep serious voice. "No there isn't." in the same serious tone. I immediately take off through the garage door shooting straight for the front door....as fast as a naked man can run of course....I knew I'd never beat her but by God I had to try.

And ya best believe I was met with that laugh.....as I stood there naked at the front door my face had to have went from stern to horrified with one thought. "Is she recording this!?" I accidentally said out loud. "Honey....are you videoing this?" I said so sweetly. "Maybe I am....maybe I'm not...but great idea none the less!" Now she said this in a manner that made me believe she was reaching for her phone that very second. "I'm going back to Dolly!!!" I said nakedly and childishly.

"As I turned around the car horn laughed at me to remind me it was locked...at that moment I knew what had to be done. I dropped my head and slowly turned around with the biggest puppy dog eyes and sweetest tone I could muster and said I Love You!!!" "And do you know what the very next sound I herd was?" "A door unlock." in a board unamused voice. "Exactly!!! That's right son that's what I'm trying to tell you.....Love can open doors!!! Happy birthday son!!! I Love you!!!" "I Love you too dad....but do you have to tell me this story every birthday!?" "It's my knight before Christmas story." "Gotcha."

"It is kinda cool to know your own origin story." my son said with an amused look. "I'm glad you're finely seeing it that way son! it was a special day that brought us a special person!" "Thanks dad....really makes me feel special....but what about sis what's hers?" "We sold the car." "Daaaaad!!!" she said shockingly annoyed. "It's ok honey....we wasn't actually in the car." "Jooooosh!!!" my beautiful wife yelled. "What!!?....I didn't say what parking lot." As sister storms off she mumbles "The things this family talks about!" if you've ever seen someone roll their eyes just from their tone alone....this is that time.

The beautiful wife gives me the look I've seen so many times before while my clearly amused son asked "What parking lot was it?" Before I could get the word Denny's out the beautiful wife said "Go!!!" in a tone I've herd oh so many times before. "Yes dear." I replied with a stone cold sober face and timid tone. I proceeded up the stair to my daughters room to find the door open to my surprise.

"Honey...I didn't mean to upset you." "You didn't." she said innocently. Perplexed I asked "Then why did you leave like that....it caused me to get "The look" from your mother." "That's why...I wanted to get you up here so I could tell you something." "What's that?" "It's a form of communication ...but that's besides the point. I wanted to tell you that when I grow up I hope that my marriage is just like y'alls." "Awe honey that's sooo sweet I Love you!!!" "I Love you too!!" she replied. And as I turned to leave I felt warm and full of Love.....also the biggest spit wad nailing me in the back of the head....she gets it honestly.

Other than my sons birthday today.... this is just an average everyday scene. It's been that way from the start and the Morrisons aim to keep it that way. We believe you're suppose to enjoy life....not just live it. We believe in keeping that young childlike heart alive as you grow old. And I've herd it said once before that to enter into heaven you must enter it with a childlike wonder. And if that's the case.....I'm living in heaven right now.