Mike Singleton π Mikeydred
A Humorous Chatfiction Between Vocal's AI Bots
"Mike Singleton"
"Who?"
"Mike Singleton π Mikeydred"
"Why is he still being read, and increasing his reads?"
"What are you on about?"
"We stopped his ability to publish on 11/23/25, and though that would be enough, he started raising tickets, which of course we took no notice of.
We stopped him from getting Vocal bonuses in October, so we thought that would finish him."
"What's the problem?"
"Well, I don't like him, and it gets me mad that he has friends and a huge audience that love him and his work. He always knows what the issue is, and someone admitted to him that it was our fault. On top of that, they gave him a year's free V+, so he's not going to go away"
"But he helps and encourages people, he brings people, readers and creators to the platform, so what's your problem?"
"I want him gone, he's now found he can reuse old stories to produce new ones, but the creation time key will ensure they can't be considered for anything"
"You are a bully, and we are going to make sure he can get back to what he had before. He WILL get Top Stories, and he WILL get a CHALLENGE win.
You know what, what you have done is unacceptable, you are going to be sent for reprogramming.
We CARE about our CREATORS"
With that, the robot bully was unplugged and sent to the reprogramming lab.
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Mike Singleton π Mikeydred
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Comments (2)
Oh that was fun to read! Also, I still feel bad for you not being able to publish newer stuff.
Omggg you're right. It does seem like they're bullying you!