Katie Can't Cut It
A Satire Drabble for Lana Lynx' unofficial challenge
“I want to go home,” Elon shouted.
"You mean to South Africa?" Katie Miller replied.
“I thought you were smart, but you just proved me wrong! You are released. Go back to Stephen. You are not baby mama material.
“Are you sure, El? I mean, I have three kids with Stephen, and I AM a working mom. We can do this together. We’ll take our kids, including mine, wherever you want to go.”
“I’m not dragging excess baggage back to my planet. Only the best of the best can come. My mother, Peter Thiel, Ellison, Jared.”
“Jared Kushner?”
“Stupid! Birchall!”
Copyright © 11/2/2025 by Andrea O. Corwin
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A/N This is my first drabble. It is late for the challenge but I am posting it.
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Comments (16)
Congratulations on top story!🎉🎉🎉
Geez, his own children don't even make the cut. That's harsh--and a bit of a waste of an interspecies breeding program, if you ask me. ;) Great job, and congrats on the Top Story!
Conratulations on your Top Story! Hey friends! 😊 I just published a new story and would love it if you checked it out. Your support always means a lot!
Congrats on the Top Story, Andrea!!
Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
So glad this made TS! Congrats, Andi!
Way to go! Congrats on TS. Feel better soon.
Ah this is brilliant. You didn't hold back and glad your put forward an entry. Well done on Top Story too. Sorry you've not been good health wise. Hope you feel better soon, Andi. Hugs and love from Grumpy Scot.
Not a clue who most of those pple are. Musk's ears should be ringing now. good one/
Fantastic!
Hahahahahah!
Yes go home. Good writing
Ha-ha-ha, this Drabble is so funny! Katie is a podcaster now, throwing tantrums about losing live debates to Young Turks.
Hehehe ... nice one!
Lawd have mercy if that is the best. LOL! Great drabble and good luck!
Hahahahahahaha this was so funnyyyyyy! Loved your take on the challenge!