Wednesday:
I know it's him doing it.
I fume at my desk. So hungry. Is that making it worse? No! My therapist said to stop invalidating my feelings. This anger, it's justified. No need to dismiss, downplay or excuse. I've every right to be mad. He's been stealing my damn lunch. When I confronted him, he lied to my face!
Belly grumbling, I stab at the keyboard. I grind my teeth and flash furious looks at his back.
Thursday:
I scour the cupboard for something I can put on a sandwich that won't need to go in the fridge. Come 1:30, I take my squashed lunch out of my bag and unwrap it. Ugh. This? Every day?
Friday:
I cook myself a hearty breakfast. I feel sick, unused to eating much this early. I can adjust to this. I won't even notice missing lunch.
By noon, I'm hungrier than ever. Another afternoon spent ravenous and snappish.
Monday, again:
Roast chicken from the day before. I've made a salad to go with it, prepared a honey mustard dressing. No way I can not refrigerate this. I stick a firmly-written note on the tub. It doesn't help.
I'm taking this up with HR.
Tuesday:
Leftover stir fry. I keep it in my bag so I won't have to spend another day famished. My meeting with HR is at 1:30PM, so I'm taking my lunch early.
12PM: I set the tub next to my keyboard and go to use the restroom. Then I make a detour to the staffroom for a fork and there he is! Eating my lunch! Bold as brass!
1:30PM: He has a peanut allergy. My stir-fry had peanuts in it, so the meeting goes differently than expected. I am rebuked for not labelling the food!
Wednesday, again:
We are informed that all food must be labelled with common allergens. Seething, I write CONTAINS PEANUTS on my soup tub. And on the strawberry yoghurt as well.
Several days later:
I've written it on everything, but it stopped deterring him after a few days. Today, he ate my Massaman curry. He's currently speeding away in the back of an ambulance.
He really should've left my food alone.
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Word count excluding title, subtitle, and authors notes: 366
Submitted on Tuesday 20th August at 21:00
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The story behind the story: Office drama, amirite? What do you think: is this main character just trying to prevent his/her lunch being stolen by deterring the thief with those labels? Or was this a deliberate move to cause a severe allergic reaction and get the thief landed in hospital?
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Comments (15)
Not gonna lie, I was hooked by the delicious chicken noodle dish in the picture😂 I feel like the lunch thief had it coming- you can’t be taking people’s food, definitely not repeatedly! And there was a warning too, so fair play 🤷🏽♂️
I think MC was just trying to get him not to eat their food but now you got me thinking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ugh, this lunch stealing story really made me angry. Whatever her motives, he had it coming!
Nice! Love a good revenge story!
Haha! Got to be honest, I don’t feel sorry for the lunch thief at all. If he was starving, I would gladly share, otherwise….. This was fab btw!
133 more. Well done LC.
Loved this LC!! It's so relatable and such a classic story! I'd like to believe that the MC was just labelling her food because she anted to protect it from the thief buuuuut... I'm not sure I fully believe that! 😅
Damn office thieves, next time add little razors in the food.
Eat at your own risk. If someone really has a peanut allergy, they don’t eat other people’s food unless they enjoy stabbing themselves with an epi pen. Loved the story and don’t care if it’s the boy who cried wolf deliberate. He is a moron.
Well I recall a kid of 14 taking my Pepsi and adding alcohol. It's a good thing I sniffed it. Serves the guy right for eating your lunch. I don't drink alcohol
I don't know who the culprit is, but if he did that to my food, I'd find something lethal to put in his!
Friggin brilliant idea. I've never understood adults in workplace stealing each other's food.
Lol, I know I shouldn’t laugh at someone potentially dying of an allergy but this is just a nutty justice executed. Some people cannot learn another way.
Deliberate - 100%... but also they "Played by the Rules" the whole time. Reported to HR, who made the wrong move by Focusing on the Allergy instead of Focusing on the Stealing (Though, labeling allergens itself may not have been bad per se, but ignoring the stealing was). Then they were just trying to deter by labeling "Everything" as an Allergen, and when the Culprit one day "discovers" the Label was True - the culprit can only blame themselves for both stealing and not reading labels. This is why we should just never touch other people's food haha, it never ends well!
Any of us who have worked at a place with more than ten people have experienced this! This was so funny - and reflects the non funny frustration so well, too!