"And for Your Vegetable?"
A Russian political joke in a Drabble
Putin and his Foreign Minister Lavrov come to a fancy restaurant for dinner. A server rushes to take their order, "Mr.President, what would you like to eat?"
"I'd like to try your steak. Heard a lot of good things about it."
"Excellent choice, sir. How would you like it done?"
"Make it rare so that I could see some blood in there," Putin says. "I love me some blood in my steak!"
Lavrov giggles like a schoolgirl, "He loooooves blood, in steak and other things!"
"Excellent, Mr.President. And for your vegetable?"
"He will have steak, too, but make it well-done."
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Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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Ha! So good!
LOL!!!! Very funny!
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Oh damn, lol. I guffawed. I never guffaw. But, Ruth, my wife is on the phone to her mum so was trying to contain the can of laughter from my throat lol. Funny stuff as ever, Lana!
There it is! Perfect.