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Smart People Don’t Work Hard

I bet I can kiss both of my eyes

By Qaseem AhmadzaiPublished 7 months ago 2 min read

Start writing...📖 The Story Begins: A Strange Habit

Every day, a man came to the bank and deposited only $500. He did this without fail—no matter the weather or situation. Just $500, every single day.

The bank staff started to get curious.
“Why doesn’t this man deposit a large amount all at once?” they wondered.
“Why come here daily?”

Eventually, they took the matter to the bank manager.


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👔 The Manager Steps In

The manager said, “If he comes again tomorrow, bring him to me.”

And the next day, as expected, the man came in and deposited $500.

The staff said, “Sir, the manager wants to see you.”

So the man entered the manager’s office. The manager asked:

Manager: “Why don’t you deposit all your money at once? Wouldn’t that be easier for you?”

Man: “Because I don’t have that much money all at once.”

Manager: “Then where do you get this money from? What do you do?”

Man: “I don’t have a job. I just sit in coffee shops, place bets, and win them.”


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🎲 The First Bet: The Eye Trick

The manager was surprised.
He asked, “Can you win a bet against me too?”

The man smiled. “Let’s try.”

Man: “I bet I can kiss both of my eyes.”

Manager: “If you do that, I’ll give you $500.”

The man took out one of his glass (fake) eyes, kissed it, and placed it back.

The manager was shocked — he had lost the bet and gave the man $500.


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🦷 Second Bet: The Ear Bite

The next day, the manager called him again.

“I want to set the bet this time,” he said.

The man agreed.

Manager: “I bet you can’t bite your own ear.”

The manager looked carefully — the man had real ears.
He thought, This time, I’ll win for sure.

The man then took out his false teeth, bit his ear gently with them, and put them back in.

The manager lost again. Another $500 gone.


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👖 Third Bet: The Underwear Color

By now, the manager was frustrated.

“This time,” he said, “the bet can’t be about your own body.”

The man agreed and said, “Okay, this time I bet on your body.”

Manager: “What kind of bet?”

Man: “I bet I know the color of your underwear.”

The manager laughed, “Go ahead, tell me.”

Man: “Red.”

The manager smirked, “Wrong. Mine are white.”

Man: “Show me, prove it.”

So the manager pulled down his pants — and sure enough, his underwear was white.

The man lost this time and handed over $500.

But suddenly, the man laughed out loud.


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🤯 The Real Win: Outsmarting Everyone

Man: “You think I lost, but I actually made a different bet yesterday.”

“I told your staff I could make the bank manager pull down his pants in front of me. We bet $2,000.”

“And now… I’ve won $1,500 from that bet — even though I lost $500 to you!”


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💡 The Message: Smart Thinking Wins

This story teaches us something powerful:

You don’t always need to work hard — sometimes, smart thinking is more valuable.

The man didn’t have a job. He didn’t do physical labor. But he used his brain and won money every single day.

Life doesn’t always reward the strongest or the busiest. It often rewards the most creative.



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🧠 Final Takeaway

Work smart, not just hard.

In today’s world, thinking differently can give you a big advantage.
Instead of just doing what everyone else does, ask yourself:
“Is there a smarter way?”

This story makes us laugh, but it also makes us think.

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About the Creator

Qaseem Ahmadzai

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