Ode to My Double Decker Chocolate Bar

Ode to My Double Decker Chocolate Bar

Oh, Double Decker, treat divine,

A layered dream, a taste of wine.

In luscious chocolate, you do hide,

Sweet indulgence, a joyful ride.

With every bite, I find my bliss,

A cozy hug, a chocolate kiss.

Yet on my hips, your sweetness clings,

A silent thief, oh, what you bring!

The crunch, the chewy, oh, such delight,

Yet in my pocket, you feel so tight.

You should wear a warning, clear and bold,

For the love you give weighs like pure gold.

But oh, my heart can't help but sway,

To your temptations, I’ll gladly pay.

So here’s to you, my guilty cheer,

For joy is worth an extra pound, I fear!