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stupid thieves

By Sasanie ClarkePublished 3 years ago 5 min read
stupidest thieves
Photo by Stan Georgiev on Unsplash

hoodlums are frequently depicted as smooth,

advanced figures, who victimize banks and exhibition halls

in custom fitted suits and with high-tech contraptions.

Shockingly, the reality may be a small bit less glitzy,

and most hoodlums are impressively less shrewdly

than the characters we see on the silver screen.

Nowadays, we're aiming to discover that out to begin with hand,

checking out a police lineup of clumsy offenders,

bumbling burglars, and idiotic shoplifters,

as we take a see at a few truly imbecilic hoodlums

who were caught on camera.

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If you've ever observed a heist motion picture,

you'll know that a fruitful theft requires

a number of things, a ragtag group of oddballs,

a montage arrangement, and most critically,

the culminate elude vehicle.

Shockingly, this to begin with inept cheat missed that notice.

(delicate music)

After victimizing a store and running into the stopping part,

this dim-witted criminal took his eyes

and hands off the prize, by chucking his ill-gotten picks up

into the back of his open-top truck.

Everyone cherishes a great chase arrangement,

but this one was a small anticlimactic,

as an representative casually run up to the truck,

gotten the stolen merchandise and waltzed absent,

constraining the cheat to drive off empty-handed.

The criminal's appalling choice of getaway vehicle

is lovely humiliating, but unimaginably,

he isn't the as it were cheat who was thwarted by a pickup truck.

(machine humming)

Accept it or not,

this isn't a erased scene from Home Alone,

and the sly property holder behind this booby trap

is Katie Camarena from Porterville,

California, not Kevin McAllister.

Within the weeks earlier to this video,

Katie's neighborhood had been focused on

by a group of offenders who'd begun

sneaking up people's carports within the dead of night

and taking instruments out of their vehicles.

Katie's motion-activated yard light

didn't discourage the offenders, and the police

were of small helpSo, the Camarena's chosen to require the law

into their possess hands.

Tragically, these rural vigilantes

didn't really wear covers and weapons

to clean up the cruel lanes of Porterville.

Instep, they snatched a motion-activated garden sprinkler

and fixed it up to their truck.

The trap worked impeccably, and when this criminal

pulled into the Camarena's carport that evening,

all the cheat cycled absent with was a confront full of water.

Well I expect he was a cheat,

ideally that wasn't the nearby paper boy.

Well, between that getaway fall flat and the cat-burglar

who was frightened off by a spritz of water,

which criminal did you think was more idiotic?

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and for cat cretin, hit subscribe.

All done, astounding, what clips of ineptitude havewe got another?

So, that criminal didn't take a single instrument,

but the Camarena's DIY booby-trap certainly made him

see like one, he shouldn't feel too awful in spite of the fact that,

a few hoodlums do not require exterior offer assistance

to form themselves see doltish

while committing their wrongdoings.

Walmart's official motto is Spare Cash,

Live way better, and this criminal chosen

to notice their counsel, sparing himself a ton

of cash by taking from the store.

As the dimwitted cheat took his things

with a five-finger rebate, he wasn't as well concerned

with nuance, pushing a mammoth box beneath his hoodie,

and hoping for the leading as he stood in line.

There isn't much data approximately this criminal online,

but I'm gonna go out on a appendage

and say he likely got caught.

Whereas that was a lovely terrible endeavor at wrongdoing,

not each criminal is so awkward.

This cheat is like a conjurer, able to lift up

her dress and make a whole tv vanish

within the flicker of an eye.

The wrongdoing happened in Guapiles, Costa Rica back in 2015,

and in spite of the fact that the lady looks lovely imbecilic

hunching down over the tv box,

the way that she holds it between her legs,

covers it with her dress and strolls out of the store

that actually is evidently noteworthy.

I've listened individuals utilize the term "as thick as cheats",

but I didn't realize they were talking almost their thighs.

Agreeing to the neighborhood specialists,

this lady was never recognized, or caught by the police,

so you may be pondering why I'm calling her stupid.

Well, the camera was right there, halt guarding offenders,

and see at what would've happen on the off chance that she'd been caught.

(talking in remote dialect)

These two ladies from Brazil tried to imitate

our favorite Costa Rican criminal, but tragically,

they didn't have the thigh quality to drag off the work.

The hoodlums allegedly gotten a number of toiletries

from this store, some time recently stuffing them in their clothing

and endeavoring to walk out without paying.

Luckily, they were caught with their pants down,

as the eagle-eyed businessperson spotted

what they were doing and constrained them to lift up

their dresses, uncovering their stolen booty.

I'm happy the businessperson caught the hoodlums,

but I truly trust they didn't put those items

back on the racks without giving them a profound,

profound clean to begin with.

It turns out, this strategy of shoplifting

is lovely common, in spite of the fact that, a few hoodlums

are more imaginative than others.

They say that "magnificence is torment",

but when this criminal chose to take a best

from this clothing store, I do not think she expected

very how agonizingly humiliating it would be

when she got caught.

This shoplifter may be a small bit more sly

than those Brazilians, gloating a pair

of customized shorts with a built-in pocket,

that permitted her to hide her stolen products

like a criminal kangaroo.

Shockingly, she got all dressed up for nothing

and after being caught by a shopping orderly,

she was constrained to stand and hold up

as they lifted up her dress and uncovered her violations

to the rest of the store.

The way that that criminal was uncovered

was lovely humiliating, but at slightest

she put some thought into her robbery.

The same can't be said for this another cheat.

As this Australian youngster set a carton

full of liquor on this store's counter

and steered up to the programmed entryways,

he thought he'd coordinated the culminate wrongdoing.

The cheat arranged to grab the booze

and run straight out of the store

some time recently anyone had time to respond,

but shockingly the businessperson was one step ahead of him.

The businessperson had taken note the teen's sneaky behavior,

inciting him to casually reach to his cleared out

and utilize a remote key dandy to bolt the store's entryways

right at the starting of the video.

As a result, when the kid attempted to seize the drinks

and run, he found himself caught interior the store.

He'd endeavored to take a few premixed Jack Daniel's

and coke, but much obliged to that shopkeeper's fast considering,

the kid finished up with jack,

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